i shouldnt be doing this...

i write like it's a children's book because i know > 50% of my players will be zooted out of their minds

"i spent several eternities on the ceiling of the underworld, and when i try to escape i realize the core of my being is ___________"

i'm inspired by spongebob

nobody will expect the official skate story sticker sheet inside skate story

i love to debug the rabbit

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