Half Matt Half Biscuit
@byrninho.bsky.social
Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.
'Drop your guts' might just be the best phrase to have made it this far in the English language from mediaeval times.
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
'Drop your guts' might just be the best phrase to have made it this far in the English language from mediaeval times.
What about all those Hebrew names like Matthew, Simon, Nathaniel, John and James?
Stupid racist-dogwhistling, shit-haired twat.
Stupid racist-dogwhistling, shit-haired twat.
December 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
What about all those Hebrew names like Matthew, Simon, Nathaniel, John and James?
Stupid racist-dogwhistling, shit-haired twat.
Stupid racist-dogwhistling, shit-haired twat.
A headless chicken. Never missed a player as little as I do him.
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
A headless chicken. Never missed a player as little as I do him.
And their voters will love that; The empire and slavery, warms the cockles of their hearts.
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
And their voters will love that; The empire and slavery, warms the cockles of their hearts.
There's next to no censorship for porn on here.
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
There's next to no censorship for porn on here.
They must all be English, cause there's not one Smitho or Smith-C**t among them.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 AM
They must all be English, cause there's not one Smitho or Smith-C**t among them.
"I seen her get on a mountain bike, and she drove it to chip land, and did 'em all in
Wicked"
Wicked"
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
"I seen her get on a mountain bike, and she drove it to chip land, and did 'em all in
Wicked"
Wicked"
Whilst he isn't wrong, I think he'd call chess American if Gary Kasparov and Deep Blue gave him the Grand Master Peace Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Whilst he isn't wrong, I think he'd call chess American if Gary Kasparov and Deep Blue gave him the Grand Master Peace Prize.
This is really bad, cause you went on holiday with us this summer.
December 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is really bad, cause you went on holiday with us this summer.
Haha, Doug on King of Queens had a bit about this! Been stuck in my head that way ever since.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Haha, Doug on King of Queens had a bit about this! Been stuck in my head that way ever since.
Yeah, not been able to get that earworm out since I read this earlier on Facebook. I think I actually prefer it this way.
December 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yeah, not been able to get that earworm out since I read this earlier on Facebook. I think I actually prefer it this way.
I saw some rough wipeouts from sledders in Lapland last December. One girl ended up going into the protective netting after coming off the side of the metal jump ramp. 😳
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I saw some rough wipeouts from sledders in Lapland last December. One girl ended up going into the protective netting after coming off the side of the metal jump ramp. 😳
Should be buying a player in each outfield section, IMO. No area of the team can be relied upon to stay fit.
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Should be buying a player in each outfield section, IMO. No area of the team can be relied upon to stay fit.
That might be the case if it was spread through all the key positions, but when the players brought in as backup have got injured whilst playing as backup, it's ridiculous for fans of other teams to run that narrative.
December 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
That might be the case if it was spread through all the key positions, but when the players brought in as backup have got injured whilst playing as backup, it's ridiculous for fans of other teams to run that narrative.
Maybe they just meant an account where you pose as a Birmingham City supporter 😊
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Maybe they just meant an account where you pose as a Birmingham City supporter 😊
Some run your lot are on. Fair play, Emery has got a great tune out of the team.
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Some run your lot are on. Fair play, Emery has got a great tune out of the team.
Sickening how even when we load up on players, we still can't stop the injury pile-ups.
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sickening how even when we load up on players, we still can't stop the injury pile-ups.
If they're beating us, they are.
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If they're beating us, they are.
The Heinze vibes in training photos and clips sure has engendered a familial closeness in the squad.
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The Heinze vibes in training photos and clips sure has engendered a familial closeness in the squad.
And who could argue?! Cool mug, too.
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
And who could argue?! Cool mug, too.