Half Matt Half Biscuit
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Cat dad of five, from three different mothers.
Of course it began to rain whilst I was half-way to the shop to collect it, but the service worked a charm on this £50 bike.
(it's now a £100 bike). #photography #roadbike #cycling
(it's now a £100 bike). #photography #roadbike #cycling
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Of course it began to rain whilst I was half-way to the shop to collect it, but the service worked a charm on this £50 bike.
(it's now a £100 bike). #photography #roadbike #cycling
(it's now a £100 bike). #photography #roadbike #cycling
One of my favourite niche subjects, the electricity pylon. #photography
December 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
One of my favourite niche subjects, the electricity pylon. #photography
Saturday mornings, eh.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Saturday mornings, eh.
Watching Love Actually again for the umpteenth time and on the face of it, Emma Thompson was lucky to not get that god awful necklackle. It was ugly as sin. #LoveActually
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Watching Love Actually again for the umpteenth time and on the face of it, Emma Thompson was lucky to not get that god awful necklackle. It was ugly as sin. #LoveActually
Delightfully seasonal weather for December 1st, blowing a bloody gale and wheelie bins down driveways at 5 in the morning.
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Delightfully seasonal weather for December 1st, blowing a bloody gale and wheelie bins down driveways at 5 in the morning.
Has anyone seen Jamie O'Haha?
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Has anyone seen Jamie O'Haha?
Another inglorious night in the life of Tottenham Hostspur 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Another inglorious night in the life of Tottenham Hostspur 🤭
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I've lost two pairs in black (airplane and gym 🤦) so I'm convinced they're cursed. Time to see how long they remain in my possession in another finish. 😂
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I've lost two pairs in black (airplane and gym 🤦) so I'm convinced they're cursed. Time to see how long they remain in my possession in another finish. 😂
A nice hot soak in a bath on a school night? Be rude not to.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
A nice hot soak in a bath on a school night? Be rude not to.
I flicked over the TV one night to see a man dressed as Batman dive over a crowd inside a mall and from that moment I was hooked. Those 90s Kevin Smith films are so good.
this is pretty good but it still does not touch upon my crackpot theory about MALLRATS, which is that it's structured like a shakespeare comedy www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I flicked over the TV one night to see a man dressed as Batman dive over a crowd inside a mall and from that moment I was hooked. Those 90s Kevin Smith films are so good.
Heard Liverpool's favourite acronym has been legally rebranded to You’ll Never Win Again.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Heard Liverpool's favourite acronym has been legally rebranded to You’ll Never Win Again.
![A screenshot from the old Spurs fan taunt about them signing Romero and we [Arsenal] signed Ben White.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:twrrpvdefb6kldeptnsmjzwj/bafkreidv2tsebgcrwupdpppzyc3xi6yjc6hz6vavneolbl7udkp3skttly@jpeg)
"The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope"
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November 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"The singer out of Slipknot went to Rome to see the Pope"
I've spent the week viewing watch content on YouTube. What was a latent hobby has started to goad me into becoming active again, like a horological devil on my shoulder. 😑
Not that I've ever spent more than £150 on any watch in my collection, because I want as many as possible 😂 #watches
Not that I've ever spent more than £150 on any watch in my collection, because I want as many as possible 😂 #watches
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I've spent the week viewing watch content on YouTube. What was a latent hobby has started to goad me into becoming active again, like a horological devil on my shoulder. 😑
Not that I've ever spent more than £150 on any watch in my collection, because I want as many as possible 😂 #watches
Not that I've ever spent more than £150 on any watch in my collection, because I want as many as possible 😂 #watches
We appear to have a sixth cat, just for Christmas 🤭 #ChristmasCameEarly
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
We appear to have a sixth cat, just for Christmas 🤭 #ChristmasCameEarly
So much love for the BMW CE 02 electric scooter. Cyberpunk meets a blank canvas for customising.
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
So much love for the BMW CE 02 electric scooter. Cyberpunk meets a blank canvas for customising.
I don't know why I feel colder in my office than I did in Lapland last December, but the rural Devon air is biting.
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I don't know why I feel colder in my office than I did in Lapland last December, but the rural Devon air is biting.
A random tune that popped into my head. I recall it from one of the Gran Turismo games.
open.spotify.com/track/6987QQ...
open.spotify.com/track/6987QQ...
Aisha
open.spotify.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
A random tune that popped into my head. I recall it from one of the Gran Turismo games.
open.spotify.com/track/6987QQ...
open.spotify.com/track/6987QQ...
The dregs of the cupboard offered up a Bachelor's Mac & Cheese for brunch. Vain hope that adding some cracked black pepper will make it edible.
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
The dregs of the cupboard offered up a Bachelor's Mac & Cheese for brunch. Vain hope that adding some cracked black pepper will make it edible.
Those Ceefax/Teletext days, when it was quicker to get your football info that way than fire up the modem. Just been pointed to an app called Telescore that brings it all back. #Telescore #Ceefax #Teletext #football
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Those Ceefax/Teletext days, when it was quicker to get your football info that way than fire up the modem. Just been pointed to an app called Telescore that brings it all back. #Telescore #Ceefax #Teletext #football
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The vibes are so creepy even the font looks complicit.
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The vibes are so creepy even the font looks complicit.