Jimmy Woodward
@byrnedhead.artorias.expert
Obfuscated with intent to distribute.
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Pinned
death to exposition
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this manner
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this manner
If I'm just the right amount of sleep deprived I turn into a cheap sophist
January 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
If I'm just the right amount of sleep deprived I turn into a cheap sophist
@maggiek.bsky.social remembering your time as America's foremost expert on giant panda copulation www.npr.org/2021/07/09/1...
Finally Some Good News! China Says Giant Pandas Are No Longer Endangered
The announcement comes five years after the International Union for Conservation of Nature officially removed giant pandas from its endangered list.
www.npr.org
January 29, 2026 at 12:31 AM
@maggiek.bsky.social remembering your time as America's foremost expert on giant panda copulation www.npr.org/2021/07/09/1...
Thinking about this guy
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Thinking about this guy
the message of Dark Souls is that when the king is old and decrepit it is morally correct to kill him with a sword
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
the message of Dark Souls is that when the king is old and decrepit it is morally correct to kill him with a sword
time travel via frozen burrito
January 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
time travel via frozen burrito
Up too early and spent 40 minutes thinking about the Monumental
January 17, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Up too early and spent 40 minutes thinking about the Monumental
what did they mean by this
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
what did they mean by this
I've been some places tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I've been some places tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
reality is weirder and more boring than whatever you imagine
Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View.
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
January 9, 2026 at 11:15 PM
reality is weirder and more boring than whatever you imagine
"IYKYK" is a crime against shibboleths
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
"IYKYK" is a crime against shibboleths
Come, tell us of your clockwork god
January 8, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Come, tell us of your clockwork god
got so distracted by weird shit happening in Venezuela that I almost forgot I need to do laundry this morning
January 3, 2026 at 5:42 PM
got so distracted by weird shit happening in Venezuela that I almost forgot I need to do laundry this morning
All the characters in Sekiro are related to each other. Wolf has a big sister and a little brother who are nice and a big brother who is always mean and three dads who are mean or nice at different times.
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
All the characters in Sekiro are related to each other. Wolf has a big sister and a little brother who are nice and a big brother who is always mean and three dads who are mean or nice at different times.
2022-2025 was the era of AI hype. 2026 will begin the era of AI settling. Reality is weirder and more boring than whatever you imagine
December 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
2022-2025 was the era of AI hype. 2026 will begin the era of AI settling. Reality is weirder and more boring than whatever you imagine
I might start saying "authenticity crisis" a lot more in 2026. it's been sloshing around in my head for a while and I want to see if anyone else starts saying it
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I might start saying "authenticity crisis" a lot more in 2026. it's been sloshing around in my head for a while and I want to see if anyone else starts saying it
The Lions in Winter
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The Lions in Winter
Severe Exposure
December 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Severe Exposure
My experience of the Nightreign DLC so far
December 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
My experience of the Nightreign DLC so far
beware I hunger
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
beware I hunger
Expedition 33 is the Sunset Boulevard of videogames (complimentary to both)
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Expedition 33 is the Sunset Boulevard of videogames (complimentary to both)
More fools are coming.
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
More fools are coming.
The hexagon is the shape of the future.
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The hexagon is the shape of the future.
I am 14 years old
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I am 14 years old
We're smoking Dutch extreme UV laser mirror. We're smoking that Taiwanese 2 nanometer process.
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
We're smoking Dutch extreme UV laser mirror. We're smoking that Taiwanese 2 nanometer process.