Goofy Rider
@bwtq1s.bsky.social
ISTJ 🏳️🌈
Just 👀ing and maybe 📬 a little
NSFW as the mood strikes 🔞
Pogonophile
🇭🇰🇨🇦 PNW
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Just 👀ing and maybe 📬 a little
NSFW as the mood strikes 🔞
Pogonophile
🇭🇰🇨🇦 PNW
✈️🚐🏕🏂🎮
Things I did not anticipate on my Angkor bingo:
Recognizable bulgy daddy bear in Lara-Croft-tight shorts and a nipple (thimble sized!) popping t-shirt.
Recognizable bulgy daddy bear in Lara-Croft-tight shorts and a nipple (thimble sized!) popping t-shirt.
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Things I did not anticipate on my Angkor bingo:
Recognizable bulgy daddy bear in Lara-Croft-tight shorts and a nipple (thimble sized!) popping t-shirt.
Recognizable bulgy daddy bear in Lara-Croft-tight shorts and a nipple (thimble sized!) popping t-shirt.
Beach, work, gym, legs, bánh mì, work
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Beach, work, gym, legs, bánh mì, work
Two months on the road really did a number on my humps, but bf took this yesterday and I felt cute, so I'm sharing with the bouys.
September 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Two months on the road really did a number on my humps, but bf took this yesterday and I felt cute, so I'm sharing with the bouys.
Sunrise over Haida Gwaii
August 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Sunrise over Haida Gwaii
Furthest I’ve been:
N: Tuktoyaktuk, NWT (New! Woo!)
E: Tokyo
S: Singapore
W: Hale'iwa, Hawai’i
N: Tuktoyaktuk, NWT (New! Woo!)
E: Tokyo
S: Singapore
W: Hale'iwa, Hawai’i
Furthest I’ve been:
N: Denali National Park, Alaska
E: Napier, New Zealand
S: Dunedin, New Zealand
W: Honolulu, Hawai’i
N: Denali National Park, Alaska
E: Napier, New Zealand
S: Dunedin, New Zealand
W: Honolulu, Hawai’i
Furthest I’ve been:
N: London, Ontario
E: Bahrain
S: St Martin
W: Russian River, CA
N: London, Ontario
E: Bahrain
S: St Martin
W: Russian River, CA
August 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Furthest I’ve been:
N: Tuktoyaktuk, NWT (New! Woo!)
E: Tokyo
S: Singapore
W: Hale'iwa, Hawai’i
N: Tuktoyaktuk, NWT (New! Woo!)
E: Tokyo
S: Singapore
W: Hale'iwa, Hawai’i
Safety first. (But I forgot the sunscreen.🤷♂️)
August 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Safety first. (But I forgot the sunscreen.🤷♂️)
Bf got these cheap polyester t-shirts from Amazon for camping and they hold his musk so well I am positively feral everytime I catch a wiff but trying to play it cool like "aw babe you stiiink" *deep inhales*
July 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Bf got these cheap polyester t-shirts from Amazon for camping and they hold his musk so well I am positively feral everytime I catch a wiff but trying to play it cool like "aw babe you stiiink" *deep inhales*
BF : Complaining about how uncomfortable the furniture are at the Courtyard.
Me : 💡 Somebody sourced tens of thousands of sex couches for the entire hotel chain.
Me : 💡 Somebody sourced tens of thousands of sex couches for the entire hotel chain.
July 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
BF : Complaining about how uncomfortable the furniture are at the Courtyard.
Me : 💡 Somebody sourced tens of thousands of sex couches for the entire hotel chain.
Me : 💡 Somebody sourced tens of thousands of sex couches for the entire hotel chain.
Hungover horn is the worst(best) horn. 😌
July 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hungover horn is the worst(best) horn. 😌
Me: I am a mature, well adjusted adult.
Also me: Uh huh. That's what he said.
science.nasa.gov/science-rese...
Also me: Uh huh. That's what he said.
science.nasa.gov/science-rese...
NASA, Oxford Discover Warmer Uranus Than Once Thought - NASA Science
For millennia, astronomers thought Uranus was no more than a distant star. It wasn’t until the late 18th century that Uranus was universally accepted as a
science.nasa.gov
July 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me: I am a mature, well adjusted adult.
Also me: Uh huh. That's what he said.
science.nasa.gov/science-rese...
Also me: Uh huh. That's what he said.
science.nasa.gov/science-rese...
Love my x/boomer 👬but damn it's eye-stabblingly frustrating sometimes to explain to him what memes are, or that gen z/alpha don't really read and process info the same way anymore...
June 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Love my x/boomer 👬but damn it's eye-stabblingly frustrating sometimes to explain to him what memes are, or that gen z/alpha don't really read and process info the same way anymore...
Reposted by Goofy Rider
I saw this Zangief body swap mod with AKI and now you have to, too. As a service.
April 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I saw this Zangief body swap mod with AKI and now you have to, too. As a service.
Of course the window blinds technician is a fit and tan pocket daddy with a 70's dad stash. 🥵🤤🥵
June 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Of course the window blinds technician is a fit and tan pocket daddy with a 70's dad stash. 🥵🤤🥵
Reposted by Goofy Rider
Was saving this for June but time is meaningless now 🤷♂️
January 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Was saving this for June but time is meaningless now 🤷♂️
I... went back lol 💀 its nice having adult money for childhood hobbies 😈
June 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I... went back lol 💀 its nice having adult money for childhood hobbies 😈
Me, after 6 weeks in Italy. (Also accurate - my Italian level ☠️)
Tommy Cash - Espresso Macchiato | Estonia 🇪🇪 | Official Music Video | #Eurovision2025
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
youtube.com
April 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me, after 6 weeks in Italy. (Also accurate - my Italian level ☠️)
Dreamt about a pick up nm group in FFXI 🤢 and apparently saved the party healing even though I was playing on a clacky Blackberry keyboard?! Once a WHM, always a WHM I guess. Also, don't mix your cold meds with alcohol kids.
Pic somewhat related.
Pic somewhat related.
April 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Dreamt about a pick up nm group in FFXI 🤢 and apparently saved the party healing even though I was playing on a clacky Blackberry keyboard?! Once a WHM, always a WHM I guess. Also, don't mix your cold meds with alcohol kids.
Pic somewhat related.
Pic somewhat related.
Up early and (still) thinking about (the other night) how I was one intrusive thought away from letting 3 rugby dads pile into the bathroom with me. Photo sample.
March 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Up early and (still) thinking about (the other night) how I was one intrusive thought away from letting 3 rugby dads pile into the bathroom with me. Photo sample.
A cute Irish guy (not to be specific but it's St Paddy's and we'd just watch Ireland win v italy) thought I am in my thirties and that gassed me up way more than it should have. (He's cute and I totally would, even without the compliment.)
March 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A cute Irish guy (not to be specific but it's St Paddy's and we'd just watch Ireland win v italy) thought I am in my thirties and that gassed me up way more than it should have. (He's cute and I totally would, even without the compliment.)
Basilica di San Miniato in Florence, Italy. (Undergoing restoration work)
March 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Basilica di San Miniato in Florence, Italy. (Undergoing restoration work)
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater.
Guess I've had a type since 6 yr old 🤷♂️
Guess I've had a type since 6 yr old 🤷♂️
February 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater.
Guess I've had a type since 6 yr old 🤷♂️
Guess I've had a type since 6 yr old 🤷♂️
Woke up today to my phone's lock screen.
February 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Woke up today to my phone's lock screen.
Rome, we are coming in 16 days please just hang the 🫣 on.
February 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Rome, we are coming in 16 days please just hang the 🫣 on.
Did a thing today. Will be spending all of tomorrow in bed tyvm.
February 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Did a thing today. Will be spending all of tomorrow in bed tyvm.