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Brad!
@bwe-writes.bsky.social
He/Him, kind fella, 🐻. Writer, dreamer, dice goblin, and cat dad. Polyamorous bisexual with (chaotic good) honey badger energy. Yes, I am obsessed with Evil Dead.

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Arrived Home is an ongoing small town horror with loving dashes of cosmic/body horror that updates at least once per month. Oakvane has been waiting for you.

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Arrived Home
Oakvane hungers, consuming the grieving and the suffering. Barnaby Whistler, Ethan Chamberlain, and many others must struggle against its corruption or be fundamentally changed. Monsters are not just...
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This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Oh hello relatable meme.
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 AM
On a reading streak today, which has been hella cool. Through the Woods by Emily Carroll is an inspired folk horror collection.
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I have finally read Maus. It was incredible and goddamn that ending really got me.
January 30, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The measure of a heretic’s words will be made by the most faithful.

Rejoice! Arrived Home, chapter 9 is up!

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Chapter 9: Old Henry - Arrived Home
“All born from the water of the womb will know terror and pain. Only through Our God can we find rebirth, only through Our God can we find our true selves.” (Zalkriox 1:15). Father Darnette mused on t...
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January 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I’m a very serious adult. Not a cartoon person at all.
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I’m growing increasingly suspicious that the “Troubles” my elders refer to was just me being a teenager with mental health issues; just said anachronistically.
January 27, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I can’t imagine having so little going on in my life that something like this triggers me.

Snowflakes.

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Conservatives Are Shocked By the Fact That He-Man's Pronouns Are He/Him
“They’re giving He-Man pronouns,” was the basis of the complaint.
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January 24, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Hahahahahahaha
January 23, 2026 at 9:29 PM
What’s a bit of your lore that you think is interesting, but don’t get to talk about much?

For example, I was born in an area that’s referred to as the Cult Belt.
January 23, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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bro, if i knew this was a struggle bus, i wouldn’t have gotten on
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Ppl acting like sleeping past 9am is an indicator of laziness can get bent.
Some of us work weird shifts that already kneecap our social lives, balance relationships around those hours, pursue dreams/hobbies/have second jobs, and feel lucky to get 5-7 hours of sleep.
January 21, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Emotionally devastated that I finished the coconut curry that my spouse lovingly made for me.
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
My work drive is kinda funny in my Gf’s car. I’m still listening to God’s Hate, Bad Religion, and Damag3; but I’m also steering with a kitty cat wheel.
January 19, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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This made me smile 😊
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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These came out so well! #popart #comicbook
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
People say things like “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”

That’s a you problem, you’re on that rookie shit. Work on your hater skills.
January 14, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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Watching Reign of Fire for the first time in decades. This movie is dying to be adapted into yaoi fanfic.
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Sometimes it’s not enough to forget dreams. Sometimes you must rip, shred, and devour them.

New story in Arrived Home!

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Chapter 8: His Dream is Spreading - Arrived Home
I thought my story ended with teeth and fire. I was wrong. I was aware of Dreameater’s presence, but it was never there when I looked back. Is it maybe in my shadow now? I looked down to see seven vac...
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January 14, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My favorite smoke shop has a mascot dog. Brad law dictates that I must stop everything to say “I didn’t know there was a celebrity here” and pet him before finishing any transaction.
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Robocop is a warning about capitalism.

Aliens is a warning about capitalism.

Night of the Living Dead is a warning about capitalism.

They Live is a warning about capitalism.

None of these movies had subtle messages, I do not understand how they got missed.
January 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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#TongueOutTuesday hello from outdoor neighbor catto Cookie. Hope you're able to find some joy, some beauty in this day. Love you all. My family sends extra hugs 🩷
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I still think about the random cold call scammer that called my work phone and freaked out when I didn’t just hang up on her.

I hope she’s doing bad, unless other circumstances were making her do that.

If that’s the case, I hope there’s perpetually a rock in her shoe. She was mean.
January 13, 2026 at 8:41 AM
Situation update: God’s Hate has some banger tracks. Big recommends on “Number One” and “Be Harder.”
BRODY KING FRONTS A HARDCORE PUNK BAND?!

What???

I didn’t know I could be more in on this guy.
January 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I told my spouse this morning that it’s a missed opportunity that I didn’t call my story Queers Versus Country Bumpkins.

Arrived Home is much more ominous to me, but I won’t unpack that here.
January 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM