Bwandee
@bwandee.bsky.social
Queer parent with passions and obsessions in food, film, science, literature, trash, sustainability, art, and all things absurd.
On letterboxd, when you review Fight Club, this prompt pops up when you try to publish:
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
On letterboxd, when you review Fight Club, this prompt pops up when you try to publish:
People who complain about Twitter or Facebook, but still use the app:
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
People who complain about Twitter or Facebook, but still use the app:
Ten years of marriage:
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ten years of marriage:
John Cho, ROBBED AGAIN!! 35 years running.
#johncho
#sexiestmanalive
#hes53
#wedontcountthefirst18years
#johncho
#sexiestmanalive
#hes53
#wedontcountthefirst18years
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
John Cho, ROBBED AGAIN!! 35 years running.
#johncho
#sexiestmanalive
#hes53
#wedontcountthefirst18years
#johncho
#sexiestmanalive
#hes53
#wedontcountthefirst18years
I think Anthony Michael Hall was the original victim of puberty hitting like a ton of bricks. He went from nerd to Army sergeant in like a year. Boy to MAN.
#likeatonofbricks
#anthonymichaelhall
#likeatonofbricks
#anthonymichaelhall
November 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I think Anthony Michael Hall was the original victim of puberty hitting like a ton of bricks. He went from nerd to Army sergeant in like a year. Boy to MAN.
#likeatonofbricks
#anthonymichaelhall
#likeatonofbricks
#anthonymichaelhall
Was looking up NSP( @ninjasexparty.bsky.social ) on deezer. Accidentally clicked NSP... Japanese duo? But they just play music boxes? Idk.
October 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Was looking up NSP( @ninjasexparty.bsky.social ) on deezer. Accidentally clicked NSP... Japanese duo? But they just play music boxes? Idk.
Isn't this a little... Obvious? Like we get it, your metaphors are as layered as a sheet cake. Please, don't make it any more obvious;
October 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Isn't this a little... Obvious? Like we get it, your metaphors are as layered as a sheet cake. Please, don't make it any more obvious;
Today, I made the best Shepard's pie of my life, and my whole family loved it, but I still need more praise. What I created today was not merely food.
I planned this out weeks ago. I toiled over ingredients, until I had the recipe I wanted. I couldn't find the cheese I wanted anywhere, so I thought
I planned this out weeks ago. I toiled over ingredients, until I had the recipe I wanted. I couldn't find the cheese I wanted anywhere, so I thought
October 20, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Today, I made the best Shepard's pie of my life, and my whole family loved it, but I still need more praise. What I created today was not merely food.
I planned this out weeks ago. I toiled over ingredients, until I had the recipe I wanted. I couldn't find the cheese I wanted anywhere, so I thought
I planned this out weeks ago. I toiled over ingredients, until I had the recipe I wanted. I couldn't find the cheese I wanted anywhere, so I thought
Ah, well. It was fun while it lasted. Probably shouldn't have tried quizzing myself while I'm trying to fall asleep. Today's quiz question was actually hard though! I was getting a little worried that maybe they dumbed down the practice questions.
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
October 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Ah, well. It was fun while it lasted. Probably shouldn't have tried quizzing myself while I'm trying to fall asleep. Today's quiz question was actually hard though! I was getting a little worried that maybe they dumbed down the practice questions.
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
Recently got into an argument with my husband, because he's *clearly* planning on leaving me. He asked for proof, and I pointed at the linen closet.
"You think I'm leaving you because I folded towels?!"
"You think I'm leaving you because I folded towels?!"
September 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Recently got into an argument with my husband, because he's *clearly* planning on leaving me. He asked for proof, and I pointed at the linen closet.
"You think I'm leaving you because I folded towels?!"
"You think I'm leaving you because I folded towels?!"
My drinks of the day:
•Green tea
•Pour over with a decent pour today
•Sarsaparilla!
•Vitamin enriched flavored water
•Green tea
•Pour over with a decent pour today
•Sarsaparilla!
•Vitamin enriched flavored water
September 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My drinks of the day:
•Green tea
•Pour over with a decent pour today
•Sarsaparilla!
•Vitamin enriched flavored water
•Green tea
•Pour over with a decent pour today
•Sarsaparilla!
•Vitamin enriched flavored water
I got it right again! I thought for sure, I wasn't going to get it because I don't know all of the language, but no! Success again!
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
September 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I got it right again! I thought for sure, I wasn't going to get it because I don't know all of the language, but no! Success again!
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
Day 2 of getting the LSAT question right. Guys ... Should I become a lawyer???
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
September 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Day 2 of getting the LSAT question right. Guys ... Should I become a lawyer???
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
www.kaplanquizzes.com/lsat/
Four more years until the uprising 🥳💖🎂🎊💪🦾🤳🪩🪦🔫💣💖🎊🤩
September 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Four more years until the uprising 🥳💖🎂🎊💪🦾🤳🪩🪦🔫💣💖🎊🤩
Eh, see? I wonder how many of these I can get right in a row before I'm completely convinced to become a lawyer.
September 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Eh, see? I wonder how many of these I can get right in a row before I'm completely convinced to become a lawyer.
Why does Kash Patel always look like he farted in an elevator , and a bunch of people just walked on?!? Like he's just silently whispering, "Fuckfuckfuckfuckdont." Like he's actually Kash Patel's 13 year old self, but he somehow got transformed into his adult body, and now he has to run the FBI?
September 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Why does Kash Patel always look like he farted in an elevator , and a bunch of people just walked on?!? Like he's just silently whispering, "Fuckfuckfuckfuckdont." Like he's actually Kash Patel's 13 year old self, but he somehow got transformed into his adult body, and now he has to run the FBI?
Why are American beds made for children? I know the US doesn't even make the top 20 tallest people list. But, we're not tiny. Well, some of y'all are, idk why the women here are either 5ft tall or 6ft. And I need a bed that fits my 6 ft ass. I've been sleeping like Sandy Bullock in Gravity for 30yrs
September 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Why are American beds made for children? I know the US doesn't even make the top 20 tallest people list. But, we're not tiny. Well, some of y'all are, idk why the women here are either 5ft tall or 6ft. And I need a bed that fits my 6 ft ass. I've been sleeping like Sandy Bullock in Gravity for 30yrs
Why are all your posts labeled as intolerant? Are you doing that? Or is bleusky mad at you?
July 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Why are all your posts labeled as intolerant? Are you doing that? Or is bleusky mad at you?
Elden Henson is another one:
June 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Elden Henson is another one:
Can't send this to my stepdad because I don't have the energy to fight with him anymore. So I'll just post it here. In case anyone else has arguments with their parents about taking the grandkids fishing.
June 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Can't send this to my stepdad because I don't have the energy to fight with him anymore. So I'll just post it here. In case anyone else has arguments with their parents about taking the grandkids fishing.
I bought these, Lesser Evil Puffs, and like I'm not going to lie to you; they were lacking. Probably because they're not chemically processed to trigger a dopamine response like most chips. But here's why I'm only buying their products from now on: I opened the bag, and it was filled to the top 😮
June 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I bought these, Lesser Evil Puffs, and like I'm not going to lie to you; they were lacking. Probably because they're not chemically processed to trigger a dopamine response like most chips. But here's why I'm only buying their products from now on: I opened the bag, and it was filled to the top 😮
Literally caught my cat putting her butthole DIRECTLY onto my husband's nose last night, and have been having an existential crisis about the cleanliness of my life, and home, and family all day.
June 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Literally caught my cat putting her butthole DIRECTLY onto my husband's nose last night, and have been having an existential crisis about the cleanliness of my life, and home, and family all day.
