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Hi! I'm BlueVaporConcord! Some call me 'Tomo.' I am an English-speaking smut creator and voice actress! Stories, captions, audio. Check the media tab! 27 She/Her

https://allmylinks.com/bluevaporconcord540
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🔞BVC @bvc540.bsky.social · May 9
Hey! Commission me! I'm cool!
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
#SaveSpeech

if you are in the EU you should be FURIOUS with your leaders for pushing this through in such an undemocratic manner.

continue to raise your voices and contact your representatives. demand that Chat Control be put down for good.
November 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
[PERSONAL WORK] GROSS WARNING
Just a little something I whipped up with my mommy voice and some sound effects. Your mom (Hex Maniac) plus farts is a good.

🎙️me lol
🔊Freesound and Noun's Unsorted Girl Rips
October 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
autism
October 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
PERSONAL WORK] GROSS WARNING

New cap! Made in collaboration with the artists Skunk Bunk @bunk_skunk and commissioner Burning @burning_bubbles (both Twitter @'s) and including some choice compound words about my favorite thing in the world...
Sorry dudes, usually Discord keeps the noise down, but I guess my OVERRIPED GUTBUSTS are just too strong tonight... ...haha, get owned, noob... Seriously, you guys are being so whiny over some teeny tiny itty bitty, super small OMEGABRAPS. Do you guys think if I opened mic in all-chat and let loose some CRATERINDUCING SLOPFARTS I'd get banned? L-O-L, I think I tored a new hole in my pants with that last, big, juicy FOGDUMP. Guh...not gonna lie...shouldn't have done a TUMMYSTUFFING with all that 'za earlier... Yo, multi-kill! That deserves a big, fat, stinky TUSHPUSH! ...this burger better not ruin my new controller.... Ough, I think I gota DECIBELCRACKING MEGATOOT incoming...my bad... ...oh shit, that's the ENTIRE enemy team!!! Yeah, I know my HEADPHONE CRACKING GIGA FARTS are making it hard to hear enemies, just turn up your game volume! ...stupid bitches, how did you NOT pick up the rocket launcher?! I'm totally gonna own those noobs on the enemy team, watch me walk right in their spawn and unleash some quality BOOTYBASED EARRAPE. Hey, do you guys smell that? Smells like the HELLARIPPED SMOGBOMBS I got from that burger joint, ayooo! No but seriously, y'all, sorry for my BRAPMAXXED BLUBBERRUMP being so noisy tonight... ...not. RHEA aka 400ozWobble aka ULTIMAGASBAG
October 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
[COMM]

Hey, stinkies! I've been busy, but I'm back at it! Here's something I made but never posted outside my server...my longest caption ever! It's real silly, enjoy!
August 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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danwhitehead.net
I do think not enough people know this - everything after a question mark in a URL is garbage. You can delete it all and the URL still works fine. Strip that shit out when sharing anything.
campfireharve.st Camp @campfireharve.st · Jul 11
I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
Header text: "HEY YOU! YES YOU! TAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF LINKS!" This is followed by a couple example urls, with a red square highlighting the sections with source identifiers. The rest of the text is as follows: Source identifiers are used to track your activity on a site. Where you came from, what device you use, and even who you talk to. Whether it's written clearly in the url or tied to a random string of characters, it's assigned to your activity. When you send a link containing a source identifier to somebody and they click it, it signals to the website that you two are connected. And that data goes right back to the website operators, and thus their advertisers. Whenever you select "share" or "copy link" on a social app or website, it creates a link like this. If you give even the smallest shit about online privacy, it's important to remove them. Everything after the "?" symbol can be removed without issue, especially sections starting with "si=" or "utm_source="
July 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
bvc540.bsky.social
you can read the full thread, but basically one of my best friends is going through it severely. if you know a company looking for a software engineer position to be filled, point her to them or vice versa. otherwise, help her or share it to someone who can. it breaks my heart to see her struggle.
n1ndr0id.bsky.social Lilly Nightfury @n1ndr0id.bsky.social · Jun 28
in addition, ive set up a ko-fi for anyone who might be gracious enough to donate. i cant promise anything in return, but your support will be forever appreciated. thank you so much for being here with me all of this time. i hope i can stick around for a while longer. ko-fi.com/lillynightfury
June 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
BIG UPDATE!

THANKS TO YOUR HELP, WE ARE MOMENTARILY AVOIDING HOMELESSNESS AGAIN!

The wrinkle is, the agreement we made includes paying June month on time, and paying the rest of the back owed rent later. We may not be able to. Maybe.
bvc540.bsky.social 🔞BVC @bvc540.bsky.social · May 23
Was hoping to not have to do this, but...

I NEED HELP ONCE AGAIN! This time I need around $700 before the 27th. Please, please, please, if you have any commissions or donations you want to make, do so now! Please AND thank you!
May 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
Update: we're fairly far along now but still need extra boosts. The cost also changed; it was $700, then it was $1000. Blame inconsistent messaging with our landlord. We're about three quarters of the way there, we can make it! Please share and help if you can!
bvc540.bsky.social 🔞BVC @bvc540.bsky.social · May 23
Was hoping to not have to do this, but...

I NEED HELP ONCE AGAIN! This time I need around $700 before the 27th. Please, please, please, if you have any commissions or donations you want to make, do so now! Please AND thank you!
May 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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bvc540.bsky.social
Was hoping to not have to do this, but...

I NEED HELP ONCE AGAIN! This time I need around $700 before the 27th. Please, please, please, if you have any commissions or donations you want to make, do so now! Please AND thank you!
May 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
[COM] CW GOONING FARTS

Double cap, sorta! One is about a generic gooner falling to the love of her life (porn), and an alternative about SAMUS ARAN falling to the new love of her life (also porn)! Check it out!
May 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
Was hoping to not have to do this, but...

I NEED HELP ONCE AGAIN! This time I need around $700 before the 27th. Please, please, please, if you have any commissions or donations you want to make, do so now! Please AND thank you!
May 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
called my representatives today about all the Shit you've probably seen going around bluesky. recommend you do too if you've got the time and energy:

bsky.app/profile/dies...
bsky.app/profile/kort...
bsky.app/profile/evan...
dieselbrain.bsky.social Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · May 9
I've made a script [with the CORRECT bill number] you can use. additionally, i recommend reading this guide on how to contact your reps
autisticadvocacy.org/wp-content/u...

You can find your reps here:
www.house.gov/representati...
www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
I am calling to make a comment to [your Rep's name]'s about S.1671 aka the "Interstate Obscenity Definition Act" Thank you. My name is [your full name], and I live at [address]. I’m calling to urge [elected official’s name] to vote "NO" on S.1671 aka the "Interstate Obscenity Definition Act" . I care about this because: -The wording is vague and do not do anything to effectively protect children -The bill would infringe upon constitutional, legal expression made by consenting adults -This bill would be used to censor speech and criminalize people under the guise of "obscenity", especially by the current Trump Administration -it would push people and communities underground, making them more vulnerable to abuse -[anything else you can think of]
May 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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testamentenjoyment.net
Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995
May 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
bvc540.bsky.social
getting really worried we might have eviction on the docket again. i've been the only person in the house making money for the past several months and we've been getting by on miracles. roommate is going back to work soon but it's looking like we might need help AGAIN fml
May 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
hey folks, could use some more comms. caption or audio comms would be best! just need money for groceries and stuff. hit me up here or at my email attached to my commissions sheet!
May 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
[COM] CW: LOW IQ STUPIDITY

Your friend's roommate has been watching weird stuff. Surely, there's been no effect on your friend, though, right?
May 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
tfw you're about to voice record something really good but there are fucking kids playing outside your apartment
May 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
[PERSONAL WORK] CW: SCAT FARTS

I uploaded this to FA but I may as well upload it here, too. Oldie but goodie! I mean come on, weird transformation, farting from a dick, mental alterations, ridiculous dialogue, what's not to love?
[THIS ONE IS WAY TOO LONG FOR ALT TEXT I'M REALLY SORRY]
May 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
Hey! Commission me! I'm cool!
May 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
[COMMISSION] CW: FARTS

Emma Frost is a hypno-hero! At least until she encounters a villain with even more powerful mind-frying abilities...
Beating that superBITCH, Emma Frost, was as easy as taking anything else with my mega farts! She thought she totally had me, locked into a mind battle in my evil lair... ...and yeah, my evil lair is my mom's basement, but it's really MY lair since I took over my mom's mind and made her my super epic twerkslut forever, so like yeah she pays the bills but really I'M in charge, so give NEETASTIC the respect I deserve! ...eugh, whatever, pleb. Anyway, Emma thought she was locked in a super struggle, her mind against mine...but it's not my mind that totally owns bitches and turns them into my sexy-ass bimbo slaves. It's my huge stinky brain-numbing FARTS. So yeah, that dumb blonde bitch? She was locked in a super difficult, S-tier battle with my fart cloud. And she was losing. I remember her muttering and mumbling the whole time, clearly just out of her mind unable to understand how hard I was pwning her without trying. Didn't take long to win. Just had to get up close and fart even harder. Big smelly gut gurgles like mine were made for destroying femoid gbrains, so pretty soon, she was all like, "Master NEETASTIC, your slob farts have won again! Thank you for helping me shed my stupid woman brain and replace all the gray matter in my skull with stinky-lovey-dovey bimbo fartelligence!" Yeah, I'd say I won pretty hard against Emma "Gas Guzzler" Frost that day. So now it's been a few weeks, and the former supercunt has gone through a whole lot of changes for me! All funded out of her pocket, of course. I ain't payin' for shit for my bimbos, they can go rob banks and steal from rich assholes to pay for their boobjobs. Speaking of which, of course I gave Gas Guzzler her own mega-sick pair of bimbitch knockers. Something nice and hard for me to sit my ass on and rub my farthole all over! Then came the botox to give her peak as fuck dick-sucking mouth... And the buttjob of course, gatta have a huge, meaty, slappable ass. [I CAN'T TYPE THE REST SORRY IT'S TOO LONG :(]
May 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
bvc540.bsky.social
good morning, folks, i've got some stuff i need to post still but moreover i need help paying rent; if you are interested in donating or idk, spending a whole bunch of money on future commissions, hit me up. not sure i need to make a formal help post yet, but things look dicey
May 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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hexlatex.bsky.social
The Dronification of @nadyashadow.bsky.social
May 3, 2025 at 10:18 AM
bvc540.bsky.social
i'm so fucking tired of having accounts...i'm so sick of account security...two factor can suck me good and hard and having to keep track of all my god damn passwords is driving me insane. stop making me make accounts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM