Butt Praxis
@buttpraxis.bsky.social
On hiatus until I’ve finished writing something very long and very stupid. Go Bills
Surprise aliens are my favorite trope so I love this movie
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Surprise aliens are my favorite trope so I love this movie
Nothing is a stronger signal it’s time for a haircut than my mom telling me I’m pretty
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nothing is a stronger signal it’s time for a haircut than my mom telling me I’m pretty
I have looked them up and I will eat the oat crispy treats yes
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have looked them up and I will eat the oat crispy treats yes
It does not seem to anatomically possess a flap or a jack so I’d like to know what gives them the nerve!
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It does not seem to anatomically possess a flap or a jack so I’d like to know what gives them the nerve!
They’re beautiful! I love the way kids see colors
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
They’re beautiful! I love the way kids see colors
They’re like cats with thumbs basically
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
They’re like cats with thumbs basically
Honestly it does; I’m framing this stupid thing
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Honestly it does; I’m framing this stupid thing
They’ve been virus monsters for like two weeks don’t let them fool you
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
They’ve been virus monsters for like two weeks don’t let them fool you
Looks just like her
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Looks just like her
Truly expected to find scissors involved!!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Truly expected to find scissors involved!!!
Oh my god he put on the tv for her so he could paint her portrait 😭
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Oh my god he put on the tv for her so he could paint her portrait 😭
As did their moms! Regency dresses could be so sheer there were political cartoons about it! historicalfrance.com/wp-content/u...
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
As did their moms! Regency dresses could be so sheer there were political cartoons about it! historicalfrance.com/wp-content/u...
My daughter was too big for the incubators so they had her naked under a heat lamp like a whole roast chicken lmao. We stan a big NICU baby
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My daughter was too big for the incubators so they had her naked under a heat lamp like a whole roast chicken lmao. We stan a big NICU baby
How did you break it!!
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
How did you break it!!
My biggest problem with them is I want to buy more to support them but they’ve never broken so we have enough lmao
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My biggest problem with them is I want to buy more to support them but they’ve never broken so we have enough lmao
They’re usually on sale at pottery barn or mall-anchor department store websites like I think we got ours from J.C. Penney?
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
They’re usually on sale at pottery barn or mall-anchor department store websites like I think we got ours from J.C. Penney?