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buttpraxis.bsky.social
Butt Praxis
@buttpraxis.bsky.social
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On hiatus until I’ve finished writing something very long and very stupid. Go Bills
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Honestly it does; I’m framing this stupid thing
Completed watercolor of a smiling, larva-shaped figure rendered in a palette of sky blue, black, and ochre. The subject of the portrait has long since fled the sofa
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Looks just like her
Close up of the boy painting a face that does uh not look like his sister
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Oh my god he put on the tv for her so he could paint her portrait 😭
A little boy in Pokemon pajamas has set up an easel and is applying a fan brush to it. His sister sits on the couch in front of him watching a cartoon
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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As did their moms! Regency dresses could be so sheer there were political cartoons about it! historicalfrance.com/wp-content/u...
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I’m sure many people are having similar conversations this evening
Mama: Where was he all these years? Me: He had a really charming rap career Mama: No really Ha ha I'm serious. Will he be in the running for president? Me: link to video Young Cardamom, HAB - #1 Spice (From "Queen of Katwe")
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I’m doing my part!
Anonymized screenshot of I am spamming everyone with this text (Cara is not anonymized because she is a public figure)
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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💖full text in the alt💖
🗣️CUMRADES🦻🦻 DING DONG🔔THE CUOMOWITCH IS DEAD 💀🐷‼️ Deathcount Daddy packed his nipple rings 🧷 and SLITHERED out 🐌💨 NO MORE horny aunt press briefings 😵‍💫💦 NO MORE cuomosexual cringe 🤮 It’s ✨OVER✨ for “I’m not perverted I’m just Italian” 🇮🇹🤡 We’re entering the ZOHRAN ZONE 🌹💦 Where housing’s AFFORDABLE 🍑 Transit’s FAST & BUSSY 🚌💨 And groceries are CLITTY-OWNED 🦪🥕 Text 3️⃣ bad bitches 😈 and remind them: ✨CUOMO’S OUT✨ ✨SOCIALISM’S IN✨ And ballots are getting RANKED & SPANKED 🍑📥
November 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Happy Halloween we let the kindergartner draw the faces for the pumpkins
A lit jack o lantern with an upsetting grin A lit jack o lantern with an adorable grin (quite small) A lit jack o lantern with an expression of indescribable horror
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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What the fuck is happening on instagram
A screenshot of a white woman in a shiny pink dress standing on a flagstone path through lush grass to a brick house The caption on the video reads: POV: you're determined to change the public image of exorcists. The caption below the video reads: timeline.alchemy this is what an exorcist looks like in 2025. I didn't start out dealing with dark spirits... I actually started out as a garden variety energy healer and psychic. I love to channel datails of my cliante past livas from their (screenshot ends)
October 31, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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It’s literally illegal to not say go bills to Pickle
A very small dog wearing a bills jersey that says PICKLE
October 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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That’s right
Suggested searches for “Dave Canales no”. “Dave Canales no shirt” is significantly more popular than “Dave Canales North Carolina”. Dave Canales is the coach of the North Carolina NFL team. Many people wish to see him without a shirt
October 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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What if we kissed in front of the unnecessarily horny T. Rex display
An artist’s lovingly imagined idea of two tyrannosaurus rexes fuckin doggy style, rendered in both replica fossils and a detailed drawing. This museum is for children. My son asked how fighting helps them make baby dinosaurs. We told him to ask a paleontologist, specifically the one who set up this exhibit
October 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Do you think this is where he lives
Photograph at night of the fanciest fucking Burger King I’ve ever seen, three stories of Edwardian era construction, with the letters B U R G E R K I N G illuminated from below like an apparition
October 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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We kind of feel that way because he draws a lot of weird little guys
A bunch of little round guys on the ground with different facial expressions
September 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Should I get a tattoo of the friendly blob my 5yo drew
A friendly blob rendered in purple glitter glue on green construction paper. It has a face like ' w '
September 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM