Alt: Young Adam Sandler wearing a black leather jacket with maroon shirt playing a black Les Paul electric guitar on a stage with black and white checkerboard tiles like a cafeteria. The lovely late Chris Farley sits on the floor in front of him, dressed as the Lunch Lady from Lunch Lady Land in the song Sloppy Joe by Adam Sandler. Chris is wearing black therapeutic shoes out of frame with knee high socks. His short baby-blue dress has a white apron. His hair has a hairnet. He is wearing yellow rubber gloves and is gesturing grandly. He has never been more sexy than this moment, and there have been a multitude of previous moments. He did not live to see Jar Jar Binks, but i’m sure if he saw his throat game he would say “schnikies” and agree that that gungan’s method is sloppy as fuck, but poetic like frogs in summertime