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very nsfw reposts so please don't follow unless youre down. also ✨ WEBCOMIC APPRECIATION ZONE ✨
did you guys hear of the new frog that just dropped in brazil 😭
brachycephalus lulai ... they're so fucking Tiny. and orange
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
RAISE YOUR FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
oh these look AMAZING (the cat tarot is on my wishlist!!)

this is also the exact sequence I got them in so the next deck will have to be Even Larger (lmao)
linestrider is the first deck I ever fell for and recently a friend entrusted me their copy, and its so well loved and makes it extra special!
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
look at my son ... pride is not the word I'm looking for,
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
and yet you refuse to change 😞
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
now we're cooking with gas!!!!
about to enter my crazy scientist era and test the current parameters reliably
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
oh, to be a small guy resting your chin on a star pillow, bathed in aquarium light ...
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
intended tank VS forbidden peeled tank ...
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
mr turtle
cushion a man
make him the coziest creature in all the land,
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
gang approves though
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
SHRELF IS REAL AND SO GIRLYPOP MIKAN HAD TO MLEM ABOUT IT
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
man voted most likely to crash through the tank lid into the water 25 times in a row, no sign of relinquishing the title
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
absolutely insane span of roughly six hours. the game was toying with me and i had the time of my life hearing the shiny sparkles ping. i dont even have the shiny charm yet. my friends pink espurr is home!!!!!!!!!!! its a boy and his name is ponta and i love him
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
i am on first name basis with my local aquarium guy now and he's gonna deliver my big heavy glass cube free of charge in 1-2 weeks. its HAPPENING
October 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
yes i made this screenshot just to shitpost further about kodys webcomic (keepingtimecomic.com) but kody continued it -

(i hope mr galaxy is enjoying the extra youtube views, hes the best)
October 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
they're besties now
October 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
rate my bookmark
October 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
October 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
important image of teen nezu
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
in better news my small mandarin son keeps tucking himself under my blankets and it's the cutest fucking Thing in the entire world
September 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
a cat with heterophobia in his eyes ❤️
September 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
anything for you (liberties taken with signature)
September 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
with your help, we can MAKE KODY OKAMOTO HEAR US -
September 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
kody from a business standpoint you really shouldnt give wank material like this out for free, and keep it to paid patreon only posts. just an opinion,
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
graphic design is my passion etc etc
August 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM