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bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
i found a cute and subtle wood one that's made in germany!!! i escaped plastic hell!!!
we are more than tripling my daily pills in STYLE babyyyyyy
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
i wish they made cute pill organisers that fit the amount of pills im about to take on the daily 😭 pls ... i just want a cute pink box. some charms. cats. Anything
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
god i missed the insnaity of keeping time comments gang coming together to combine our brain cells and a dream for maximum meme and appreciation
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
we have not even approached the music event horizon kody ... denvers really bungled this whole process up
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
yes i made this screenshot just to shitpost further about kodys webcomic (keepingtimecomic.com) but kody continued it -

(i hope mr galaxy is enjoying the extra youtube views, hes the best)
screenshot of a youtube video where cat whispere jackson galaxy explains in the subtitles 'wheels got taken off a little fast when it comes to step by step introduction technique'
to the left, text reads
step by step intro technique
1. scent
the bandmates smell each other
2. sight
the bandmates see each other
3. touch
the bandmates be physically near each other 

of course this is supposed to say cats and was badly edited
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
hes just lucky the puppy is personable at least 😔
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
somebody tell denver leary that you shouldnt just throw two cats together like this, the proper way is not to allow direct eye contact yet and introduce them only by smell and shared meal time with a screen in between ...
kodyisover.com
Denver Leary spent the last three (3!!) chapters of KEEPING TIME trying to get the reserved, attractive pianist he used to know to (re)join his band. He FINALLY succeeded except it's, uh, off to a rough start

#KeepingTime #webcomics

🎸 Latest update: keepingtimecomic.com
🎸Start from the beginning
A panel from the webcomic KEEPING TIME. Three dudes in a band are in their practice space experiencing a full range of emotional reactions to a new band member joining them. The bassist, Stef, crosses his arms surlily, Tomás, the drummer, is an excitable toddler, and Denver holds his hands out at Stef in a 'dude, what gives' gesture as he asks, "Stef, buddy? You wanna say hi back, or...?"
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
not to be a fic writer about it but i just released a breath i had not known ive been holding ...
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melliemillie.bsky.social
Safe, at last!

Read my webcomic, a forbidden romance between a man and a satyr set in the Middle Ages.

🌳 behindthetrees.thecomicseries.com

#behindthetrees #webcomic
Comic panel: Maël and Giroflée stopped running. They are panting. Maël is looking around and says: "I think we’re far enough! Let’s stop here."
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
daniel: BANDS ALL HERE (derogatory)
me: BANDS ALL HERE (joyous, jubilant, ecstatic, gleeful)
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kodyisover.com
Denver Leary spent the last three (3!!) chapters of KEEPING TIME trying to get the reserved, attractive pianist he used to know to (re)join his band. He FINALLY succeeded except it's, uh, off to a rough start

#KeepingTime #webcomics

🎸 Latest update: keepingtimecomic.com
🎸Start from the beginning
A panel from the webcomic KEEPING TIME. Three dudes in a band are in their practice space experiencing a full range of emotional reactions to a new band member joining them. The bassist, Stef, crosses his arms surlily, Tomás, the drummer, is an excitable toddler, and Denver holds his hands out at Stef in a 'dude, what gives' gesture as he asks, "Stef, buddy? You wanna say hi back, or...?"
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
they were kind!!! the whole practice is harbour and ship themed with the rooms and facilities being called nautical terms! its all very charming, i traded eight vials of blood for meds on monday, physical therapy, and x-rays of my joints. lets GO
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
on one hand, im stoked to finally see a specialist after two years of having no one help me with RA. you can't treat an autoimmune disease with ibuprofen and love and light and expect quality of life

on the other hand, im so terrified it'll be as bad as the old rheumatologist i was seeing. augh
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
thank you so much <333 it did!!!!!!
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
this made me smile all day
the patch is installed!!!! gotta wait out the beta and see now :D
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
life is so hard when you're so powerful god is afraid of you and needs to hit you with that disability nerf for being too cool and sexy and smart
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
also just getting to finally punch my immune system in the face to make it stop eating my joints all the time will be STELLAR regardless of how im treated 🙏
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
granted, the bar is so low it will probably be a good experience
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
on one hand, im stoked to finally see a specialist after two years of having no one help me with RA. you can't treat an autoimmune disease with ibuprofen and love and light and expect quality of life

on the other hand, im so terrified it'll be as bad as the old rheumatologist i was seeing. augh
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
this is the kind of cutting edge journalism we need these days. incredible work of your fnephew
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
critical role campaign 4 is gonna be my entire personality, so I'm glad i got the shrimp to flavor that in the future hfhfkgfhkc
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galacticjonah.bsky.social
/Destiny brings together the strangest of people.../

Probably my most ambitious group piece yet, just based on pure numbers - likely the only one I'll do for this campaign, oof -- 13 is a lot, folks!!!
(As usual the designs have my own vague spin on them 🫶)

#CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanart
Digital Illustration of all 13 player characters from Critical Role Campaign four. They are all rendered in a sketchy line style and coloured in reds, blues and greens.
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darksideofkira.bsky.social
Professor Anaxa must be very proud of Mydei and Phainon's dedication🫶 #MyPhainaxa wip
bussyconnoisseur.bsky.social
this is so unbelievably frustrating and I'm so sorry. it's so UNNECESSARY. i hope new and better things shake out sooner rather than later
(im gonna get the rats together ASAP to work some magic WERE MANIFESTING, TRUST)
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artiacinsomnist.bsky.social
he's working hard on his calligraphy practice