I have quite the rant to go on about this onion artical. Witch i will record and upload to youtube instead of typing it out for reasons. theonion.com/13-year-old-...
I have quite the rant to go on about this onion artical. Witch i will record and upload to youtube instead of typing it out for reasons. theonion.com/13-year-old-...
I cant i cant i cant WHY does pornhub have a shorts feature. I was fucking trying to mastrobate and i missclick and now im turned of and concerned. There is no way that peoples attention spans are that stupidly incomprehensably short that they cant fucking mastrobate to one video no they have to...
February 11, 2026 at 6:12 AM
I cant i cant i cant WHY does pornhub have a shorts feature. I was fucking trying to mastrobate and i missclick and now im turned of and concerned. There is no way that peoples attention spans are that stupidly incomprehensably short that they cant fucking mastrobate to one video no they have to...
Have any of you galls ever thrown up so hard that ur buttox like sqeeses shut sooo firmly that it like hurts and like you recoil from the hole shuntering?
January 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Have any of you galls ever thrown up so hard that ur buttox like sqeeses shut sooo firmly that it like hurts and like you recoil from the hole shuntering?
omg omg fuck tim cook. i hope he rotes in hell for fucking updating my phone. WITHOUT MY CONSENT. the ui barely works now! and ontop of that since it updated before my alarm was set to go off it did not go off. my sleeping sqedual is fucked. like that stupid ceo.
December 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
omg omg fuck tim cook. i hope he rotes in hell for fucking updating my phone. WITHOUT MY CONSENT. the ui barely works now! and ontop of that since it updated before my alarm was set to go off it did not go off. my sleeping sqedual is fucked. like that stupid ceo.