Burping Banshee (FartWitch derivative)
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Saruman the stinky
Two Teen Girls At The Booksale Today:
First: OH This book is really good, you should read it!
Second: What's it about?
First: Um... It's hard to explain but they made a movie out of it and _Taylor_ did a song for it which was Amazing!
Second: Oh. Okay...
*audience is left to guess about the book*
First: OH This book is really good, you should read it!
Second: What's it about?
First: Um... It's hard to explain but they made a movie out of it and _Taylor_ did a song for it which was Amazing!
Second: Oh. Okay...
*audience is left to guess about the book*
January 23, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Two Teen Girls At The Booksale Today:
First: OH This book is really good, you should read it!
Second: What's it about?
First: Um... It's hard to explain but they made a movie out of it and _Taylor_ did a song for it which was Amazing!
Second: Oh. Okay...
*audience is left to guess about the book*
First: OH This book is really good, you should read it!
Second: What's it about?
First: Um... It's hard to explain but they made a movie out of it and _Taylor_ did a song for it which was Amazing!
Second: Oh. Okay...
*audience is left to guess about the book*
well the bad news is that I can’t do planet size estimates when I’ve had a few BUT the good news is I can do them better than other people.
January 22, 2026 at 1:32 PM
well the bad news is that I can’t do planet size estimates when I’ve had a few BUT the good news is I can do them better than other people.
About a month ago? I read a comment on a thread about the tv show where someone claimed that the 1994 Interview With A Vampire movie was straightwashing.
Honestly it’s been haunting me ever since. Just how?
Honestly it’s been haunting me ever since. Just how?
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
About a month ago? I read a comment on a thread about the tv show where someone claimed that the 1994 Interview With A Vampire movie was straightwashing.
Honestly it’s been haunting me ever since. Just how?
Honestly it’s been haunting me ever since. Just how?
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Thinking of trying to bring to life the weird dream I had where I was making different types of bookmarks as a way to reflect on x years of life and reading.
Like the dream me was very “this is the wankiest thing but also very satisfying” so maybe real me will find the same?
Like the dream me was very “this is the wankiest thing but also very satisfying” so maybe real me will find the same?
January 20, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Thinking of trying to bring to life the weird dream I had where I was making different types of bookmarks as a way to reflect on x years of life and reading.
Like the dream me was very “this is the wankiest thing but also very satisfying” so maybe real me will find the same?
Like the dream me was very “this is the wankiest thing but also very satisfying” so maybe real me will find the same?
Do youse ever get the vibe that a story was set in a high school until the author got scared of being seen as problematic and moved up the ages. But everyone is is still acting like they're in high school?
idk. imo it always makes the stories even weirder.
idk. imo it always makes the stories even weirder.
January 19, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Do youse ever get the vibe that a story was set in a high school until the author got scared of being seen as problematic and moved up the ages. But everyone is is still acting like they're in high school?
idk. imo it always makes the stories even weirder.
idk. imo it always makes the stories even weirder.
Lost a whole pile of stitches on my lace knitting and got a ladder in it and my god I want to cry.
My eyes are too bad this late at night to be able to fix them so now I need something ELSE to watch while I try and fix it
My eyes are too bad this late at night to be able to fix them so now I need something ELSE to watch while I try and fix it
January 17, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Lost a whole pile of stitches on my lace knitting and got a ladder in it and my god I want to cry.
My eyes are too bad this late at night to be able to fix them so now I need something ELSE to watch while I try and fix it
My eyes are too bad this late at night to be able to fix them so now I need something ELSE to watch while I try and fix it
I gotta stop watching tv just to know what everyone else is on about.
January 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I gotta stop watching tv just to know what everyone else is on about.
I gotta start finding telly to watch that is something I’ll enjoy rather than watching shit to be able to jim into the conversation
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I gotta start finding telly to watch that is something I’ll enjoy rather than watching shit to be able to jim into the conversation
The beautiful greyhound girl from up the road decided to come to the fence to sniff Harley today. Usually she just observes us from her couch on their front verandah
Sniffed him, realised it was him and barked at him to fuck off. Fair and funny.
Sniffed him, realised it was him and barked at him to fuck off. Fair and funny.
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
The beautiful greyhound girl from up the road decided to come to the fence to sniff Harley today. Usually she just observes us from her couch on their front verandah
Sniffed him, realised it was him and barked at him to fuck off. Fair and funny.
Sniffed him, realised it was him and barked at him to fuck off. Fair and funny.
I keep getting #booktok reels on instagram after following a single interesting bloke.
So my new bad habit is pointing out misleading, unfortunate or incorrect reading info on the insta. It's unideal.
But also so is reccing David Eddings for 'one of the first true hero' writers. 🤷♀️
So my new bad habit is pointing out misleading, unfortunate or incorrect reading info on the insta. It's unideal.
But also so is reccing David Eddings for 'one of the first true hero' writers. 🤷♀️
January 13, 2026 at 11:51 AM
I keep getting #booktok reels on instagram after following a single interesting bloke.
So my new bad habit is pointing out misleading, unfortunate or incorrect reading info on the insta. It's unideal.
But also so is reccing David Eddings for 'one of the first true hero' writers. 🤷♀️
So my new bad habit is pointing out misleading, unfortunate or incorrect reading info on the insta. It's unideal.
But also so is reccing David Eddings for 'one of the first true hero' writers. 🤷♀️
Gonna Have Words with whoever makes these shitty kids science kits.
But also the rellies buying shitty aldi knock offs kits specifically for him to do with me and my partner.
But also the rellies buying shitty aldi knock offs kits specifically for him to do with me and my partner.
January 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Gonna Have Words with whoever makes these shitty kids science kits.
But also the rellies buying shitty aldi knock offs kits specifically for him to do with me and my partner.
But also the rellies buying shitty aldi knock offs kits specifically for him to do with me and my partner.
Forever grateful to have a granddad that would repeatedly threaten to march into and stop any sort of stopping kids from being left handed nonsense if someone even _thought_ about it as a suggestion to improve school or sport outcomes in ANY of his kids or grandkids.
Sad people still do it though
Sad people still do it though
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Forever grateful to have a granddad that would repeatedly threaten to march into and stop any sort of stopping kids from being left handed nonsense if someone even _thought_ about it as a suggestion to improve school or sport outcomes in ANY of his kids or grandkids.
Sad people still do it though
Sad people still do it though
nephew has been given a very age inappropriate electricity kit that is inappropriate for the 8yos it claims to be appropriate for.
It’s so tiny! wtf
It’s so tiny! wtf
January 12, 2026 at 6:56 AM
nephew has been given a very age inappropriate electricity kit that is inappropriate for the 8yos it claims to be appropriate for.
It’s so tiny! wtf
It’s so tiny! wtf
Watching videos of Borzoi’s drinking all weird to reassure myself that it’s a breed thing, my dog (borzoi/greyhound X) must have gotten it from his father’s side.
At some point it’s gotta help motivate the clean ups right?
At some point it’s gotta help motivate the clean ups right?
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Watching videos of Borzoi’s drinking all weird to reassure myself that it’s a breed thing, my dog (borzoi/greyhound X) must have gotten it from his father’s side.
At some point it’s gotta help motivate the clean ups right?
At some point it’s gotta help motivate the clean ups right?
when your hair ends up stinking of someone else’s vape :-/
January 10, 2026 at 3:05 PM
when your hair ends up stinking of someone else’s vape :-/
The thing I can’t work out is how a chat program can be useful to write a shopping list.
You look at what you used up in the week around the house and you check what you want to make in the coming week.
Unless you have cameras all across your house how can a chatbot help?
You look at what you used up in the week around the house and you check what you want to make in the coming week.
Unless you have cameras all across your house how can a chatbot help?
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The thing I can’t work out is how a chat program can be useful to write a shopping list.
You look at what you used up in the week around the house and you check what you want to make in the coming week.
Unless you have cameras all across your house how can a chatbot help?
You look at what you used up in the week around the house and you check what you want to make in the coming week.
Unless you have cameras all across your house how can a chatbot help?
Second nice cool day but i stress of enjoying the breeze closing up the house because something out there is stinking of solvents.
(At least one neighbour is painting their house alongside the construction guys so good for them)
(At least one neighbour is painting their house alongside the construction guys so good for them)
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Second nice cool day but i stress of enjoying the breeze closing up the house because something out there is stinking of solvents.
(At least one neighbour is painting their house alongside the construction guys so good for them)
(At least one neighbour is painting their house alongside the construction guys so good for them)
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Royal commission into royal commissions
January 8, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Royal commission into royal commissions
I did not expect being an adult to involve so much vintage/antique shelf support peg research.
If anyone has a minty of oxford bookcase with an internal shelf, please send me pics of the shelf pins.
If anyone has a minty of oxford bookcase with an internal shelf, please send me pics of the shelf pins.
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I did not expect being an adult to involve so much vintage/antique shelf support peg research.
If anyone has a minty of oxford bookcase with an internal shelf, please send me pics of the shelf pins.
If anyone has a minty of oxford bookcase with an internal shelf, please send me pics of the shelf pins.
god I wish the people that designed all the swipes considered how lefties hold a phone.
geniunely amazed at how far backwards “touch screens are magic” has taken accessibility
geniunely amazed at how far backwards “touch screens are magic” has taken accessibility
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 AM
god I wish the people that designed all the swipes considered how lefties hold a phone.
geniunely amazed at how far backwards “touch screens are magic” has taken accessibility
geniunely amazed at how far backwards “touch screens are magic” has taken accessibility
Lady in the UK has clearly corrected her email details with her travel insurance but they have for some reason CC'd me into her final details alongside the corrected address.
This includes her personal address etc...
UK is still has a GDPR right? This has gotta be a breech
This includes her personal address etc...
UK is still has a GDPR right? This has gotta be a breech
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Lady in the UK has clearly corrected her email details with her travel insurance but they have for some reason CC'd me into her final details alongside the corrected address.
This includes her personal address etc...
UK is still has a GDPR right? This has gotta be a breech
This includes her personal address etc...
UK is still has a GDPR right? This has gotta be a breech
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If you are mean to the Nazgûl
on purpose it means you are wraithist
on purpose it means you are wraithist
January 4, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If you are mean to the Nazgûl
on purpose it means you are wraithist
on purpose it means you are wraithist
Turns out if you’re sad after perfectly reversing a car down a tricky driveway and picking up a well priced, Minty of Oxford sectional bookcase…
it could be a hormones and cramps thing rip
it could be a hormones and cramps thing rip
January 4, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Turns out if you’re sad after perfectly reversing a car down a tricky driveway and picking up a well priced, Minty of Oxford sectional bookcase…
it could be a hormones and cramps thing rip
it could be a hormones and cramps thing rip
websites making simple checklists a multi stage process for no fucking reason jfc
January 4, 2026 at 3:47 AM
websites making simple checklists a multi stage process for no fucking reason jfc