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February's Warlock
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Josh. Librarian, lazy hedonist. Adorer of ephemera.
Beavis is a Metallica freak.

While he was headbanging, his brain apparently turned into
a milkshake from Burger World.

That's why his head is so cool.

(According to Butt-Head)
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Butt-head's head is filled with nothing but AC/DC, women, and crap.

I'd like to blow it up with a powerful M-80 firecracker sometime.

Then maybe a woman covered in crap would come out.

Heh, heh. (Beavis speaking)
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I don't see the problem
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
it is extremely funny in a lame sort of way that my health insurer keeps sending me email after email trying to coax me into signing up for a wellness tracker app they own and operate

never had a robber ask me to give them the bullets and the gun before
December 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"ya", "yea", and "yeah" are not homophones, damn it
December 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
oh good lord I just learned that Street Poet Ray had a 1-900 number

there is no bottom to the well of 90s Marvel boondoggles
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
@jonkimball.bsky.social this just popped up on a subreddit I follow and I thought you'd get a huge kick out of it : youtu.be/XBVp-7HP_KY?...
1992 UNC Chapel HIll Orientation Program VHS
YouTube video by Helical Archive
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
BURGER KING SHOULD MIND ITS OWN BUSINESS
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I have had the phrase "dem bugziz" in my head for like two weeks now and lo and behold, my hunch was correct: it's from Ed Emberley's Big Purple Drawing Book
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
to catch a predator dot fandom dot wiki

and

a peculiar use of the word "affectionately"
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Your order is on the way*!

*a shipping label was created six days ago
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
the child is attempting to purchase a copy of the website www.sniff.com at Online SOFTWARE for his dog
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by February's Warlock
"NEVER LETTING GO" https://bonequest.com/9759
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hell yeah.
A BOOK IS NOT O̲L̲D̲ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT!

Rent-More Book Jacket Co. speaks to my soul.
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
they call me helpful worm
good morning how are you i'm helpful worm
B491.4
Helpful worm.
December 4, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Dick Vitale is short for Dickjamin Vitality
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I will never stop giggling at this
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
hell yeah, dude
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
HJVJFDS 885NJDU8 74NFJ, April 10, 2012

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MY ABB, DFVHMDC0EBCAABN, 804325326452, BKR E6V 4000A 4P LSIG UL W MP, DFVHMDC0EBCAABN FDNUNFR FR67H KFK08U4JHN AUBJH. FD9074NH 6H 899990BGH99 UIO40UNS84. 5 STARS.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Where's The Beef ?" (Instrumental) by TENDERLOINZ
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
hockey rules
bicycle kick
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Reposted by February's Warlock
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
all I want for Christmas is to have the missing "n" retroactively restored to the word "restaurateur"
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM