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Bruce
@btothed.bsky.social
Unapologetic lover of 1970s soft rock, puns, thicc squirrels, and nostalgia. Be kind, please rewind.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You’ve seen the 25 foot yard skeletons but have you seen an animatronic Mothman?!
September 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Fitting that a team named the Browns would have Dude Wipes as a major stadium sponsor. #GoPackGo
September 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you see something, say something! Even if it’s your pets! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
When he signs things it looks less like a signature and more like a lie detector. Fittingly, there seem to be lots of spikes indicating very little truth being told.
August 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Was running cats and dogs this morning 🏃‍♂️🐈🦮🤣
July 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Fox on my run.
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
July 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"'No, I'm not taking the fucking hat off.' Then he stood up and said, 'I've never fought for anything in my entire life. I'm fighting for this hat.'" #milwaukee #itysl
July 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Weird new Little Free Library in our neighborhood.
July 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you only watch Fox News then you may not realize that the guy in Idaho who just set a fire to lure and ambush firefighters? His folks are heavy MAGA heads and provided him his firearms.
July 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Claimed my birthday bounty from Menards — nothing stands between me and a free birthday mug! #StingySconnie
June 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How the muggy 5-mile run started / how it ended…
June 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Ever want a glimpse of the Captain’s Quarters above Foundation #tikibar in #Milwaukee?
June 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Would prefer all future LinkedIn recommendations come in this form:
June 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
For the past decade we had a goal to make our way through the entire @foundationbarmke tiki menu. Meticulously tracking our drinks. Last night, these 2 drinks mean we have had everything on the menu🍹

Some drinks have come and gone. Some off menu specials. These are the 48 drinks over the years:
June 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Last night for my birthday, we stayed overnight in the Captain’s Quarters above Foundation and it was as majestic as I imagined. Goals for my tiki office and for our basement, perhaps.
June 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It’s my birthday this Friday and just got my first birthday card in the mail. Let’s see who it’s from. 🎉🥳😂
June 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
June 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Which am I grabbing? Answer in the comment. #8track
June 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Do or die to force Game 7. Time to break out the big jersey. Let’s go #Knicks.
May 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My kind of cold case…
May 31, 2025 at 3:14 PM
🌈The More You Know, Pedro Pascal fans.
May 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Another spectacular view on tonight’s run.
May 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Needed to up my Knicks-fit game for Game 2.
May 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM