Bruce
@btothed.bsky.social
Unapologetic lover of 1970s soft rock, puns, thicc squirrels, and nostalgia. Be kind, please rewind.
We used to be a proper society.
December 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
We used to be a proper society.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Charlie Brown and his friends all look older than the entire cast of Beverly Hills 90210 trying to pass as high school students. And that’s saying a lot. Especially since these kids are supposedly in elementary school.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Charlie Brown and his friends all look older than the entire cast of Beverly Hills 90210 trying to pass as high school students. And that’s saying a lot. Especially since these kids are supposedly in elementary school.
Can’t believe the turnaround season Kuz is having for the Bucks.
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Can’t believe the turnaround season Kuz is having for the Bucks.
I thought I wasn't prepared for the left field ending of last week's "The Chair Company" and then the universe is like "here, hold my beer" and suddenly the email with the Trump / "Bubba" allegations drops.
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November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I thought I wasn't prepared for the left field ending of last week's "The Chair Company" and then the universe is like "here, hold my beer" and suddenly the email with the Trump / "Bubba" allegations drops.
Wait, so is the Epstein list a hoax or is it not a hoax, because now he wants to investigate just certain people who are on a list that he also claims doesn't exist while not looking to clear his own name? The math ain't mathin' buddy!
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Wait, so is the Epstein list a hoax or is it not a hoax, because now he wants to investigate just certain people who are on a list that he also claims doesn't exist while not looking to clear his own name? The math ain't mathin' buddy!
You can't build your entire political career on claiming Obama is from Kenya and demanding he release his birth certificate to prove otherwise and then get upset that people want you to speak out on why your name is all over the Epstein files years before you were ever involved in politics.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
You can't build your entire political career on claiming Obama is from Kenya and demanding he release his birth certificate to prove otherwise and then get upset that people want you to speak out on why your name is all over the Epstein files years before you were ever involved in politics.
KKKaroline Leavitt is the Benjamin Button of Pinocchios. Instead of her nose growing when she lies, it gets smaller and smaller.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
KKKaroline Leavitt is the Benjamin Button of Pinocchios. Instead of her nose growing when she lies, it gets smaller and smaller.
Our president thinks his polling numbers are up and that costs are down when in reality he just has his charts mixed up.
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Our president thinks his polling numbers are up and that costs are down when in reality he just has his charts mixed up.
"Rainy Days and Mondays" really hits different the Monday morning after last night's "The Chair Company" airs 😆
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Rainy Days and Mondays" really hits different the Monday morning after last night's "The Chair Company" airs 😆
I also love that the couch fucker's brother (the recliner?) got destroyed in his election 😆
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November 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I also love that the couch fucker's brother (the recliner?) got destroyed in his election 😆
Worried about a socialist mayor in a city you don't live in but totally fine with a lunatic as President of the country is a special kind of stupid.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Worried about a socialist mayor in a city you don't live in but totally fine with a lunatic as President of the country is a special kind of stupid.
Furphy is the name you see on the back of a jersey on the dude playing pickup ball at LA Fitness on a random Tuesday. You can’t convince me that isn’t where the Pacers got this dude from.
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Furphy is the name you see on the back of a jersey on the dude playing pickup ball at LA Fitness on a random Tuesday. You can’t convince me that isn’t where the Pacers got this dude from.
If I’m Giannis, this is my response anytime a visiting crowd does that 10-count at the free throw line.
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November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If I’m Giannis, this is my response anytime a visiting crowd does that 10-count at the free throw line.
Ryan Rollins, Rollins, Rollins! #FearTheDeer
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October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ryan Rollins, Rollins, Rollins! #FearTheDeer
“Cole Blooded!” Marques’ nickname for Cole Anthony is chef’s kiss. This Bucks bench is not last season’s Bucks bench.
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
“Cole Blooded!” Marques’ nickname for Cole Anthony is chef’s kiss. This Bucks bench is not last season’s Bucks bench.
My month of horror/genre viewing to celebrate the spooky season:
🧟 Dawn of the Dead (The Cannes version of the 1978 classic)
📖 In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
🪝 I Know What You Did Last Summer (the 2025 version)
🏃➡️ Weapons (2025)
🧠 Brainscan (1994)
🧟 Dawn of the Dead (The Cannes version of the 1978 classic)
📖 In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
🪝 I Know What You Did Last Summer (the 2025 version)
🏃➡️ Weapons (2025)
🧠 Brainscan (1994)
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My month of horror/genre viewing to celebrate the spooky season:
🧟 Dawn of the Dead (The Cannes version of the 1978 classic)
📖 In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
🪝 I Know What You Did Last Summer (the 2025 version)
🏃➡️ Weapons (2025)
🧠 Brainscan (1994)
🧟 Dawn of the Dead (The Cannes version of the 1978 classic)
📖 In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
🪝 I Know What You Did Last Summer (the 2025 version)
🏃➡️ Weapons (2025)
🧠 Brainscan (1994)
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It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
October 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It must be so fun to play with Aaron Rodgers. If you don't make literally every catch on every ball he throws to you no matter how inaccurate he puts his hands on his hips and curses at you like an alcoholic gym teacher and then after the game you have to hear about how 5G causes IBS
Nixon with an abysmal first half for the Packers.
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Nixon with an abysmal first half for the Packers.
All I see every time I see AJ Green on the Bucks.
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October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
All I see every time I see AJ Green on the Bucks.
Cole Anthony feeding the rest of the deer off the Bucks bench!
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Cole Anthony feeding the rest of the deer off the Bucks bench!
Love seeing the scrappy second unit Bucks defense of preseason carrying over to Game 1.
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Love seeing the scrappy second unit Bucks defense of preseason carrying over to Game 1.