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My hope for the year is fewer self destructive thoughts
My hope for the year is fewer self destructive thoughts
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My hope for the year is fewer self destructive thoughts
Everyone on TV and in films has the BMI and body fat of a Kenyan marathon runner
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Everyone on TV and in films has the BMI and body fat of a Kenyan marathon runner
We do too. Holy crap do we do too
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 AM
We do too. Holy crap do we do too
Words we'd like to remove from the modern dictionary: supermoon
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Words we'd like to remove from the modern dictionary: supermoon
Just the story of the bumbles (starts at 9/) would make a compelling children's illustrated book about the essential need for strong, self reliant females for the survival of the species
December 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just the story of the bumbles (starts at 9/) would make a compelling children's illustrated book about the essential need for strong, self reliant females for the survival of the species
Just learned my spouse has to work Christmas Eve. All day, no early dismissal. They work from home however, so I intend to be an absolute holiday pest ALL DAY
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Just learned my spouse has to work Christmas Eve. All day, no early dismissal. They work from home however, so I intend to be an absolute holiday pest ALL DAY
It's going to be a helluva "in memoriam" segment at the Oscar's
December 22, 2025 at 9:49 AM
It's going to be a helluva "in memoriam" segment at the Oscar's
Quote for the ages. Neatly summarized
If there's no due process for "immigrants" you don't get to prove you're not an immigrant. It's the fugitive slave act, Trump edition
December 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Quote for the ages. Neatly summarized
I going to buy a bunch of light-up red clown noses, and every time I come across a road-kill deer which is mostly intact, I'll make a little Christmas memory for kids flying past at highway speed
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I going to buy a bunch of light-up red clown noses, and every time I come across a road-kill deer which is mostly intact, I'll make a little Christmas memory for kids flying past at highway speed
If they released all the "Clinton- damning" Epstein files, and it's less than 1% of the total, consider what must remain. Consider how bad it must have been for terrified staffers to have mustered the courage to tell raging psycho Trump, "You're absolutely fucked."
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
If they released all the "Clinton- damning" Epstein files, and it's less than 1% of the total, consider what must remain. Consider how bad it must have been for terrified staffers to have mustered the courage to tell raging psycho Trump, "You're absolutely fucked."
"Home For Christmas" [3 seasons, Netflix] was a godsend from Norway during covid lockdowns, and I'm thrilled to learn there's a third season five years later!!
December 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"Home For Christmas" [3 seasons, Netflix] was a godsend from Norway during covid lockdowns, and I'm thrilled to learn there's a third season five years later!!
To all who may be going to office holiday parties today, remember to charge your phones and clean the lenses.
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
To all who may be going to office holiday parties today, remember to charge your phones and clean the lenses.
I boldly predict that the new Trump-Kennedy center will soon feature a resident theater company which performs "Cats" and only "Cats" every night
December 19, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I boldly predict that the new Trump-Kennedy center will soon feature a resident theater company which performs "Cats" and only "Cats" every night
Back in the day, the quintessential Pittsburgh experience was Banjo Club, then over to Park House for some late night live bluegrass. Here's hoping we can bring it back, through overwhelming patronage
Historic Park House returns to North Side after closure triblive.com/lifestyles/f...
Historic Park House returns to North Side after closure
North Side’s Park House has opened its doors once again, promising live music from Pittsburgh musicians. On Dec. 5, the Park House opened for the first time in over 4 years, celebrating the anni...
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December 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Back in the day, the quintessential Pittsburgh experience was Banjo Club, then over to Park House for some late night live bluegrass. Here's hoping we can bring it back, through overwhelming patronage
Trump will officially re-name the White House as The White Nationalist House
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Trump will officially re-name the White House as The White Nationalist House
Stephen Miller may be proposing land war with Venezuela to create an enormous prison colony for all deportees. Wish I were kidding
December 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Stephen Miller may be proposing land war with Venezuela to create an enormous prison colony for all deportees. Wish I were kidding
Now that our entire counterintelligence force is diverted to kidnapping Guatemalan Grandmas, good time for Venezuela to source some suitcase nukes from the Dark Web
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Now that our entire counterintelligence force is diverted to kidnapping Guatemalan Grandmas, good time for Venezuela to source some suitcase nukes from the Dark Web
So this whole lawless killing spree in the Caribbean was really a ploy to eliminate speedboats as possible defensive craft in our upcoming war with Venezuela
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
So this whole lawless killing spree in the Caribbean was really a ploy to eliminate speedboats as possible defensive craft in our upcoming war with Venezuela
I hope my passing will also be marked by overwhelmingly positive recollections. I hope everyone's passing is marked this way - how we tried in a microscopic way to make this world a better place before we left it
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I hope my passing will also be marked by overwhelmingly positive recollections. I hope everyone's passing is marked this way - how we tried in a microscopic way to make this world a better place before we left it
6-7 meets 7-6. MNF rn
December 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
6-7 meets 7-6. MNF rn
Someone should use A.I. to generate a clip of Archie Bunker coming to the very strong defense of his meathead son-in-law, after being attacked by that low-class 4F loser Trump, bringing a bad name to Queens
December 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Someone should use A.I. to generate a clip of Archie Bunker coming to the very strong defense of his meathead son-in-law, after being attacked by that low-class 4F loser Trump, bringing a bad name to Queens
I think I'm done with the overwhelming tide of shit - mostly real events - from this site for a while/ TTYL
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I think I'm done with the overwhelming tide of shit - mostly real events - from this site for a while/ TTYL
In the original song "Camelot" there was a verse about "snowstorms must all take place on only weekends"
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In the original song "Camelot" there was a verse about "snowstorms must all take place on only weekends"
When every citizen has only as much Healthcare as they can pay for, bankruptcies and suicides will skyrocket. We are doing a darwinian experiment, survival of the richest, and luckiest
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
When every citizen has only as much Healthcare as they can pay for, bankruptcies and suicides will skyrocket. We are doing a darwinian experiment, survival of the richest, and luckiest
not entirely a joke: they may mount a concerted effort to have her transferred to federal custody on some fabricated basis, and then the pardon works. I think.
December 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
not entirely a joke: they may mount a concerted effort to have her transferred to federal custody on some fabricated basis, and then the pardon works. I think.