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All-Seeing Goat Wizard
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Just happy to be here
This has been living rent free in my head for years now.

A fluke win 9 years ago gave Penn State so much confidence in James Franklin that they're now saddled with a $56M buyout.

Side note: That's how big a brand Ohio State is... getting a win against them can literally change a program direction.
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
It's like a select-a-character
September 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Anyone else have issues with Homefield apparel lately? I know there's a lot of cfb/ Homefield fans on this site.

Just ordered a sweatshirt I was really excited about and it was... not great. Didn't even look like they were trying to make it look like the picture.

Anyone else have similar?
September 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel
September 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
He heard you.
August 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This is, and I mean it, quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
August 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me: Good decision there, he oversaw so many scandals there he should be unemployable...

Florida:
June 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'm not saying this is our only problem but this certainly doesn't help*:

*Trump constantly lying is free
April 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A line delivery i think about a lot
April 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This piano shot reminded me of the movie The Grinch where he has a big empty room in his cave with just an organ in it and he's sitting alone playing the song ALLL BYYYY MYY-SEEELLLLLFFF
April 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Me in the second national security group chat
April 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
JD Vance now has as many fumbles as both of Ohio State's starting running backs did all of last season through 338 rushing attempts.
April 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Rory right now
April 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
We literally busted out a bottle of prosecco and orange juice in the middle of the line at 6:50am
April 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Is this bad? I feel like this is bad.
April 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Trump: “..we have been treated so badly, by other countries because we had stupid leadership that allowed this to happen,”

Wasn’t that… him?
April 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Uhhh yeah this is very much a red area.
April 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hard to capture the scene in west Akron Ohio but the entire street is lined and there’s a never ending sound of car horns as people drive by. Can hear it from my house blocks away.
April 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
hey quick question is this bad?
April 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Not sure which classic Guess Who character you’re going with this evening but I’m sympathizing with Anne today
April 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“You’re ignoring the disappearing middle class millennials which is why these lyrics are all connected… have you heard the song Ril Ril by Sleigh Bells or nah Senator Johnson?”
April 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Music. This would be me on the floor of fucking congress.
April 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I got a perfect score.
April 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It’s a ratio fest over there. Thanks for the free block.
March 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM