All-Seeing Goat Wizard
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Hello, Welcome to Bluesky, the orchestra playing on the titanic as it sinks into the ocean
Ps For what it's worth Michigan is a second tier, second rate program that either needs to cheat or have a crazy upset to be remotely relevant in my lifetime.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Ps For what it's worth Michigan is a second tier, second rate program that either needs to cheat or have a crazy upset to be remotely relevant in my lifetime.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
Someone finally told this to the OSU staff and they executed as such.
Ryan Day saying "We're going to win with humility" while Michigan's entire team who claim to be leaders and best is standing around at midfield assuming players want to plant a flag on their logo is the most subtle middle finger ever.
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Ryan Day saying "We're going to win with humility" while Michigan's entire team who claim to be leaders and best is standing around at midfield assuming players want to plant a flag on their logo is the most subtle middle finger ever.
ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED
November 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ORDER HAS BEEN RESTORED
Stunned by this performance from Dave Portnoy's best freshman quarterback ever
November 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Stunned by this performance from Dave Portnoy's best freshman quarterback ever
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20 plays 81 yards 11:55 of clock t h r e e p o i n t s
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
20 plays 81 yards 11:55 of clock t h r e e p o i n t s
Ryan Day's desire to run inside the 5 unsuccessfully is more powerful than the sun.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ryan Day's desire to run inside the 5 unsuccessfully is more powerful than the sun.
That rule needs to be changed. There's no reason why a fumble that trickles out of bounds or a bobble in which the other team doesn't even recover it should result in:
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
That rule needs to be changed. There's no reason why a fumble that trickles out of bounds or a bobble in which the other team doesn't even recover it should result in:
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
1. Loss of possession
Plus
2. A 25 yard gain for the opposing team
Ryan Day is a complete mental case. Using a 5th string TE or a DT as a fullback on the two yard line when you have multiple first round draft picks.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ryan Day is a complete mental case. Using a 5th string TE or a DT as a fullback on the two yard line when you have multiple first round draft picks.
I mean the Ohio State defense is doing its job. A couple disasters for OSU equals on 6-0. Can't blame them for much
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I mean the Ohio State defense is doing its job. A couple disasters for OSU equals on 6-0. Can't blame them for much
Who's this orange dumbass interrupting the football game?
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Who's this orange dumbass interrupting the football game?
The ability for Gus Johnson to be excited for any team as if it were his own is his true secret sauce.
November 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The ability for Gus Johnson to be excited for any team as if it were his own is his true secret sauce.
It's that special time of year.
It's the middle of November and these are some of the god awful teams listed on the SEC schedule to boost their records:
- The Citadel
- Tennessee Tech
- Coastal
- Samford
- Mercer
- Charlotte
- Eastern Illinois
- Western Kentucky
- Clemson
It's the middle of November and these are some of the god awful teams listed on the SEC schedule to boost their records:
- The Citadel
- Tennessee Tech
- Coastal
- Samford
- Mercer
- Charlotte
- Eastern Illinois
- Western Kentucky
- Clemson
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It's that special time of year.
It's the middle of November and these are some of the god awful teams listed on the SEC schedule to boost their records:
- The Citadel
- Tennessee Tech
- Coastal
- Samford
- Mercer
- Charlotte
- Eastern Illinois
- Western Kentucky
- Clemson
It's the middle of November and these are some of the god awful teams listed on the SEC schedule to boost their records:
- The Citadel
- Tennessee Tech
- Coastal
- Samford
- Mercer
- Charlotte
- Eastern Illinois
- Western Kentucky
- Clemson
Florida State vs Clemson might be the funniest game out there.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Florida State vs Clemson might be the funniest game out there.
So the team with the $400 million dollar payroll won the World Series? Who woulda thought
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
So the team with the $400 million dollar payroll won the World Series? Who woulda thought
Now would be the funniest time for Penn State to announce that they're hiring Matt Rhule.
October 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Now would be the funniest time for Penn State to announce that they're hiring Matt Rhule.
That's a lot of dong
49 Million is supposedly what is left on James Franklin's contract. Which is 1,290,713,400,000 Vietnamese Dong at the current exchange rate.
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That's a lot of dong
**Leeroy Jenkins audio clip but saying "Frames Janklin" instead**
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
**Leeroy Jenkins audio clip but saying "Frames Janklin" instead**
FRAMES. JANKLIN.
Per Pete Thamel, Penn State has fired James Franklin
October 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
FRAMES. JANKLIN.
This has been living rent free in my head for years now.
A fluke win 9 years ago gave Penn State so much confidence in James Franklin that they're now saddled with a $56M buyout.
Side note: That's how big a brand Ohio State is... getting a win against them can literally change a program direction.
A fluke win 9 years ago gave Penn State so much confidence in James Franklin that they're now saddled with a $56M buyout.
Side note: That's how big a brand Ohio State is... getting a win against them can literally change a program direction.
October 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This has been living rent free in my head for years now.
A fluke win 9 years ago gave Penn State so much confidence in James Franklin that they're now saddled with a $56M buyout.
Side note: That's how big a brand Ohio State is... getting a win against them can literally change a program direction.
A fluke win 9 years ago gave Penn State so much confidence in James Franklin that they're now saddled with a $56M buyout.
Side note: That's how big a brand Ohio State is... getting a win against them can literally change a program direction.
That Penn State transfer portal is gonna be WILD
October 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
That Penn State transfer portal is gonna be WILD
I'd take bum fuck Indiana over Gainesville any day. Hot take Forida is top 5 worst state in the union.
Also you might want to think about what Bloomington looks like for 2 minutes compared to Gainsville. Lol.
October 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'd take bum fuck Indiana over Gainesville any day. Hot take Forida is top 5 worst state in the union.
Penn State hasn't gotten to the two most difficult games of its schedule yet.
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Penn State hasn't gotten to the two most difficult games of its schedule yet.
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He always looks like he just lost a game of tic-tac-toe to a dog
October 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
He always looks like he just lost a game of tic-tac-toe to a dog
@ramzy.bsky.social
Can we get "Lenny - Live at the El Mocambo" by a super sweaty, heater-smoking Stevie Ray Vaughan for a Situational solo?
It's a love song... but really it's a 8:30 solo he wrote for his wife. Song and solo working together in perfect harmony.
youtu.be/i5sqJNFFwqc?...
Can we get "Lenny - Live at the El Mocambo" by a super sweaty, heater-smoking Stevie Ray Vaughan for a Situational solo?
It's a love song... but really it's a 8:30 solo he wrote for his wife. Song and solo working together in perfect harmony.
youtu.be/i5sqJNFFwqc?...
Stevie Ray Vaughan - Lenny (Live at the El Mocambo)
YouTube video by stevierayvaughnVEVO
youtu.be
October 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
@ramzy.bsky.social
Can we get "Lenny - Live at the El Mocambo" by a super sweaty, heater-smoking Stevie Ray Vaughan for a Situational solo?
It's a love song... but really it's a 8:30 solo he wrote for his wife. Song and solo working together in perfect harmony.
youtu.be/i5sqJNFFwqc?...
Can we get "Lenny - Live at the El Mocambo" by a super sweaty, heater-smoking Stevie Ray Vaughan for a Situational solo?
It's a love song... but really it's a 8:30 solo he wrote for his wife. Song and solo working together in perfect harmony.
youtu.be/i5sqJNFFwqc?...
At a wedding but still hearing reports of Frames Janklin.
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
At a wedding but still hearing reports of Frames Janklin.