They're just jealous because they can only aspire to your awesome level of nerdiness.

...finally getting around to reading ORGANIZING SOLUTIONS FOR PEOPLE WITH ADHD, which many folk have recommended. With a few quibbles, a lot of good guidelines and suggestions for staying organized when *you're* not. After 40 years in the same house, there's a lot of stuff that needs work.

2/2

One's a toothless old man. The other's a soulless old man.

This reminds me of the protagonist of Barry Malzberg's ORACLE OF THE THOUSAND HANDS, a chronic masturbator. When he has actual sex with an actual woman for the first time, what he thinks is, "Oh. *You beat off inside them.*"

One of Dad's brothers still living in Ohio, my Uncle Bill, married a Mormon woman and converted. About two years in, they visited us in Arizona.

Mom slipped Bill a cup of coffee when Maggie was busy in another room.

He looked, I remember, SO GRATEFUL.

[eternally black-clad villain approaches, waving a white flag of truce]

Hero's sidekick: Where did he find something *white*?

Hero: He probably murdered a laundryman!

If a plainclothes cop with a hangdog face starts to tell you you're under arrest, just tell them "Shut the fuck up, Friday."

Blank white walls? More bookcases, stat!

One more reason to keep a large trove of cool t-shirts, rather than a permanent tattoo.

Even if the "abandonment" claim is valid, Musk can still pummel them with lawyers until they fold.

(My brief time as a legal secretary taught me a legal fight's main tool is making it too expensive, too time-consuming, too stressful for your opponent to continue.)

Retired, no office: I use Liberation Serif for serif-y use, Calibri otherwise. Weird-ass fonts (Space Patrol, etc.) for headlines.

Shameful admission: I think Papyrus is kinda cool-looking, actually, albeit of limited utility. (I'll save y'all replying: "GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!")

Put Rubio's picture in the dictionary, next to "putz".