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Ant Brown
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Probably easiest to start with:
Centrist Dad, then head to
Car Nerd (or Bore, if he's left to it) and finally
Posts about my industry (although I'd rather keep my specific profession out of things)
Mainly skeets/ bleets about politics and cars though.
I mean it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen, because I’ve seen this 👇
But it’s top five.
Steering wheel has a podium spot though. And the interior has honourable mentions.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My brother has just sent me this, he’s clearly been having a rummage through old stuff.
That £3.99 likely needs the decimal place moving to the very right now 😂
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
See, look what I did.
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I wasn’t wrong.

The comments are just the biggest mess.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It's more clinical than the alternative with a pickaxe:
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Some mince pies have just been made in our house and there was some remnants of the filling left in here, so I cleared it out as best I could with a sundae spoon.
BlueSky doesn’t do polls, but which is the correct answer:
It’s fine to eat mincemeat out the jar:
1) Yes
2) Yes with ensuing heartburn
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Rather apposite.
Last evening I could not for the life of me recall the name of this model of car.
I have what I call “a book” about these, which I didn’t have to hand.
According to 99.9% of the internet and every Google result, this thing doesn’t exist.
The internet is no longer that useful.
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
You are of course correct. I couldn’t find it because I searched “Dutch Dormi Traveller” when it was “Danish Domi Traveller”. Makes me quite the fool 😔
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Convenient:
November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It will have some redeeming features for car nerds. I can see a Sierra and a po-leece spec SD1 there for a start.
And I don't know about you, but when I'm running behind a fellow Met Officer SWAT team member, I always have my finger on the trigger of the MP5 that's pointed at his back 👍
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
This week on War Movie Theatre, they confirm that next week on War Movie Theatre they’ll be discussing this beauty* of a movie:
*not beauty
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Of all the things which piss me off (and there are a considerable number) likely number one is computers having opinions.
Today’s example, our house battery is set to charge overnight. This was inputted ages ago. Today’s result? 👇
Haven’t even looked at the settings, but apparently it knows best 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
*standard comment about bad photography*

Also, that's a nice looking car. Look at it next to an Alfa Sud, the front end treatment helps so much and the flanks and dumpiness becomes less obvious.
This image below isn't an Allegro, but it so nearly is.
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My TL:
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 AM
These people will never understand this one simple trick:
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Sorry Steve, I was referring to the choice of words. We're 'expats' when we go elsewhere, people emigrate from elsewhere to come to the UK... 😉
This is us Brits 'integrating' in Spain:
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My actual car, that I think is cool, even in a supermarket car park.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
All I see:
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I just have to check, you mean option 1, not option 2:
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Dull man post.
These remain possibly the best tool I’ve ever bought:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Olivia Foster’s most significant unpaid work:
November 8, 2025 at 9:07 AM
If he hits his targets…
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Dog walk seemed about 84% more murdery this evening.
I’m safe though, as proven by the fact I’m posting on social media.
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This is the 'Bangers and Cash' (I think it's called) Sunbeam, with this being how the car began in the tv episode:
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I know a guy, who knows a guy…
Off to the Classic Motor Show this weekend apparently? 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM