BJ Knisley
@brookeknisley.bsky.social
Writer. Comedy. Tech Bro(oke). Disabled.
Bylines in HuffPost, Paste Magazine, Vulture, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Shouts & Murmurs, etc. she/they
🩸If you DM me, I'll probably throw up blood.
Bylines in HuffPost, Paste Magazine, Vulture, McSweeney's, Weekly Humorist, Shouts & Murmurs, etc. she/they
🩸If you DM me, I'll probably throw up blood.
I don't think over-explaining is normal. Hence the prefix "over." 😅
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I don't think over-explaining is normal. Hence the prefix "over." 😅
10 years ago, a doctor told me I had the grip strength of an 80-year-old woman so I assume I've only gotten older but I do a lot of pushups so
September 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
10 years ago, a doctor told me I had the grip strength of an 80-year-old woman so I assume I've only gotten older but I do a lot of pushups so
Any state he wishes to speak to me in, even after a few California wiiiiness
August 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Any state he wishes to speak to me in, even after a few California wiiiiness
My dead relatives would understand
August 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My dead relatives would understand
Best descriptor I've seen, thank you
August 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Best descriptor I've seen, thank you
Hahahaha, this pleases me
August 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hahahaha, this pleases me