Broken Collie
@brokencollie.bsky.social
26 Years Old
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @tazzthewolf.bsky.social
Lives in New Jersey
He/Him
Pan (Male Lean)
May Contain NSFW, Minors DNI, 18+
Aspiring Stud Dog
Short Story Comedy Writer
Profile Picture by @tazzthewolf.bsky.social
Gummy bears use 100% natural ingredients.
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Gummy bears use 100% natural ingredients.
I think it’s time to move on from video essayists, commentary channels, and people who monetize the downfall of others. They’re vultures who care far more about clout and looking good than actually advocating for anything meaningful. They’re the TMZ of the social media age.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I think it’s time to move on from video essayists, commentary channels, and people who monetize the downfall of others. They’re vultures who care far more about clout and looking good than actually advocating for anything meaningful. They’re the TMZ of the social media age.
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*David Attenborough voice*
"Here we see the pizza dog in his larval form. Soon he will emerge into a fully grown pizza."
"Here we see the pizza dog in his larval form. Soon he will emerge into a fully grown pizza."
December 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
*David Attenborough voice*
"Here we see the pizza dog in his larval form. Soon he will emerge into a fully grown pizza."
"Here we see the pizza dog in his larval form. Soon he will emerge into a fully grown pizza."
Free Them!
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Free Them!
Pouring hot sauce all over my cock so I can be extra spicy.
December 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Pouring hot sauce all over my cock so I can be extra spicy.
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Cheap, minimally online if at all, doesn't spy on you, doesn't have subscriptions or micro transactions, won't be enshittified, you own it, reminds them of simpler times or childhood, modern pop culture is adversarial and alienating
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Cheap, minimally online if at all, doesn't spy on you, doesn't have subscriptions or micro transactions, won't be enshittified, you own it, reminds them of simpler times or childhood, modern pop culture is adversarial and alienating
Saudi Arabia’s public investment fund is reportedly running out of money. Given the monarchy’s authoritarianism, the nation’s reliance on oil, and human rights violations, if they can’t pull propaganda events like they have anymore, I don’t see the regime surviving the next 10 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Saudi Arabia’s public investment fund is reportedly running out of money. Given the monarchy’s authoritarianism, the nation’s reliance on oil, and human rights violations, if they can’t pull propaganda events like they have anymore, I don’t see the regime surviving the next 10 years.
HEY RICH PEOPLE! YOU DON’T NEED A WATCH THAT COSTS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS! JUST GET A $20 WATCH! IT’S A LOT CHEAPER AND DOES THE SAME JOB! TO TELL THE TIME! THAT SHOULD BE ITS ONLY PURPOSE! THE ONLY REASON THE LUXURY WATCH INDUSTRY IS STILL IN BUSINESS IS BECAUSE YOU KEEP THROWING MONEY AT IT!
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
HEY RICH PEOPLE! YOU DON’T NEED A WATCH THAT COSTS THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS! JUST GET A $20 WATCH! IT’S A LOT CHEAPER AND DOES THE SAME JOB! TO TELL THE TIME! THAT SHOULD BE ITS ONLY PURPOSE! THE ONLY REASON THE LUXURY WATCH INDUSTRY IS STILL IN BUSINESS IS BECAUSE YOU KEEP THROWING MONEY AT IT!
So…my family may or may not be going to Finland and Ireland for vacation in the Summer of 2027.
I think it would be cool to go to both of those places.
I think it would be cool to go to both of those places.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So…my family may or may not be going to Finland and Ireland for vacation in the Summer of 2027.
I think it would be cool to go to both of those places.
I think it would be cool to go to both of those places.
How do we convince Russia not to invade Finland and trigger Article 5 of NATO? It’s simple. We tell them Finland doesn’t exist like the conspiracy theories claim. Once Russia is convinced of that, they’ll leave Finland alone.
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
How do we convince Russia not to invade Finland and trigger Article 5 of NATO? It’s simple. We tell them Finland doesn’t exist like the conspiracy theories claim. Once Russia is convinced of that, they’ll leave Finland alone.
I just watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It is fucking hilarious.
It works just as much as an avant-garde film as it does comedy.
Please watch it.
It is fucking hilarious.
It works just as much as an avant-garde film as it does comedy.
Please watch it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I just watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
It is fucking hilarious.
It works just as much as an avant-garde film as it does comedy.
Please watch it.
It is fucking hilarious.
It works just as much as an avant-garde film as it does comedy.
Please watch it.
Babies are evil.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Babies are evil.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
Netflix has officially purchased Warner Bros.
Executives are celebrating the occasion by announcing their brand new series, “Atlas Shrugged.”
Executives are celebrating the occasion by announcing their brand new series, “Atlas Shrugged.”
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Netflix has officially purchased Warner Bros.
Executives are celebrating the occasion by announcing their brand new series, “Atlas Shrugged.”
Executives are celebrating the occasion by announcing their brand new series, “Atlas Shrugged.”
Where the fuck are my war elephants?
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Where the fuck are my war elephants?
Introducing your new favorite product!
Now with 30% more child labor!
Now with 30% more child labor!
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Introducing your new favorite product!
Now with 30% more child labor!
Now with 30% more child labor!
Ceremonial monarchies are hilarious because royalty kind of just exists doing nothing important. Either have it or don’t. Also their legal immunity makes them problematic.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ceremonial monarchies are hilarious because royalty kind of just exists doing nothing important. Either have it or don’t. Also their legal immunity makes them problematic.
So…I don’t have work today.
This just happened last minute.
At least my boss called me about it this time.
This just happened last minute.
At least my boss called me about it this time.
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So…I don’t have work today.
This just happened last minute.
At least my boss called me about it this time.
This just happened last minute.
At least my boss called me about it this time.
Going sleepy night night now. Hopefully that goes well.
December 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Going sleepy night night now. Hopefully that goes well.
I’m gonna have to take a melatonin now so I can sleep in a couple of hours so I can get up at a decent enough time for work tomorrow. :(
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m gonna have to take a melatonin now so I can sleep in a couple of hours so I can get up at a decent enough time for work tomorrow. :(
I wish I was Holy Roman Emperor. 😔
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I wish I was Holy Roman Emperor. 😔
Given everything right now, I wouldn’t be surprised if Dr. Pepper is actually made a real medical doctor.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Given everything right now, I wouldn’t be surprised if Dr. Pepper is actually made a real medical doctor.
The future of media is physical.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The future of media is physical.
When Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine is doing a song for Final Fantasy XIV, it’s time to abolish capitalism.
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
When Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine is doing a song for Final Fantasy XIV, it’s time to abolish capitalism.