BrokenBanker
@brokenbanker.bsky.social
Equities, ETFs, Rates, FX trader. also 🎥, 📺, 🏏, 🎶. will never spam you with crypto, so ignore any imposters pretending to be me.
shenanigans going on in Nasdaq before the NVDA report. straight up, and now straight back down:
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
shenanigans going on in Nasdaq before the NVDA report. straight up, and now straight back down:
adds 'Cour de Cassation' to 'Bundesverfassungsgericht' in list of European judicial bodies of note:
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
adds 'Cour de Cassation' to 'Bundesverfassungsgericht' in list of European judicial bodies of note:
treat yourself:
November 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
treat yourself:
UK reporting with lots of new buybacks at #JET2.L Jet2, #SGE.L Sage Group, #ROR.L Rotork, #SMIN.L Smiths Industries; more bad news at #SMWH.L WH Smith, where the Deloitte audit leads to a further markdown in trading profit for the North American division, and CEO steps down:
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
UK CPI just a tick lower on Services vs. expectations at 4.5%:
November 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM
UK CPI just a tick lower on Services vs. expectations at 4.5%:
me watching the football commentators trying to work out the extra time:
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
me watching the football commentators trying to work out the extra time:
put up or shut up time for US equity indices:
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
put up or shut up time for US equity indices:
good morning from the store of no value:
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
good morning from the store of no value:
another triumph for the Pseud's Corner collection from one of my 2 fave accounts on here for this sort of thing:
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
another triumph for the Pseud's Corner collection from one of my 2 fave accounts on here for this sort of thing:
Fartcoin ahead of Trump Coin and Melania Coin is a suitable way to go into year end:
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Fartcoin ahead of Trump Coin and Melania Coin is a suitable way to go into year end:
it's very rare I'd refuse a sausage, but these look rank:
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
it's very rare I'd refuse a sausage, but these look rank:
George Osborne for BBC Director General, you say ? not so fast perhaps:
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
George Osborne for BBC Director General, you say ? not so fast perhaps:
in an increasingly desperate attempt to save himself, anyone and everyone will be sacrificed to that end:
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
in an increasingly desperate attempt to save himself, anyone and everyone will be sacrificed to that end:
it's both natural to be sceptical of England's Ashes chances in Oz, and for England players to be positive when interviewed ahead of the series starting. am ambivalent myself, even if the bookies make the Aussies favourites (unsurprisingly):
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
it's both natural to be sceptical of England's Ashes chances in Oz, and for England players to be positive when interviewed ahead of the series starting. am ambivalent myself, even if the bookies make the Aussies favourites (unsurprisingly):
10yr and 30yr Gilts hitting new yield highs for the day <golf clap>:
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
10yr and 30yr Gilts hitting new yield highs for the day <golf clap>:
now this is interesting. a no avatar account asking a provocative and slightly stupid question, and you can guess what I'm going to do now instead of reply, am sure:
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
now this is interesting. a no avatar account asking a provocative and slightly stupid question, and you can guess what I'm going to do now instead of reply, am sure:
and the reality is because a lot of the mkt neutral shops have quite similar books and are 5x grossed up (or whatever), they're all trying to reduce the same factor tilts (and similar stocks) together:
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
and the reality is because a lot of the mkt neutral shops have quite similar books and are 5x grossed up (or whatever), they're all trying to reduce the same factor tilts (and similar stocks) together:
fully paid up member of the club
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 AM
fully paid up member of the club
if it wasn't for the fact they can still make this worse, I'd be tempted by the 0.5% 2061 🚀, currently -3% on the day. but they definitely can still make this worse, just by being themselves. if you're a foreign investor in Gilts, why on earth would you step in now ahead of the Autumn Statement ?
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 AM
if it wasn't for the fact they can still make this worse, I'd be tempted by the 0.5% 2061 🚀, currently -3% on the day. but they definitely can still make this worse, just by being themselves. if you're a foreign investor in Gilts, why on earth would you step in now ahead of the Autumn Statement ?
opening moves in Gilt yields across the curve sending a clear signal to Reeves and Starmer that their latest nonsense is about as wrong as it could be:
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 AM
opening moves in Gilt yields across the curve sending a clear signal to Reeves and Starmer that their latest nonsense is about as wrong as it could be:
UK reporting shows #PPHE.L PPHE Hotel Group now 'under offer', and the first small placement from the Goodwin family (1.6% of shares outstanding) to institutions in #GDWN.L. the market will be focused on the increasing noise re the Budget and the US selloff instead to start:
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
'store of value' hitting new lows for this current slide, now under $97K and heading towards the next 'support' area:
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 AM
'store of value' hitting new lows for this current slide, now under $97K and heading towards the next 'support' area: