Brock
@brockteee.bsky.social
Deep Fried Philosopher, Uncommon Sense Advocate
I'm not here for a long time, but I'm here for a good time!
August 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm not here for a long time, but I'm here for a good time!
Get that gym selfie...and also make sure nobody's photo bombing you.
May 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Get that gym selfie...and also make sure nobody's photo bombing you.
Another BINGO night with the wife, the curse is back, no win this time...😫
May 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Another BINGO night with the wife, the curse is back, no win this time...😫
Everyone: Why are there so many Dollar Generals?
DG:
DG:
March 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Everyone: Why are there so many Dollar Generals?
DG:
DG:
Me trying to sell someone on intermittent fasting, after 12 hours with no food
February 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me trying to sell someone on intermittent fasting, after 12 hours with no food
Me once I realize the shopping cart has a bad wheel.
January 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Me once I realize the shopping cart has a bad wheel.
Nothing like a fresh haircut.
January 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Nothing like a fresh haircut.
Jesus when his birthday is over and He has to go back to listening to everyone else's dumb birthday wishes/prayers
December 26, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Jesus when his birthday is over and He has to go back to listening to everyone else's dumb birthday wishes/prayers
Mike Tyson when he sees Jake Paul's ear protectors
November 15, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Mike Tyson when he sees Jake Paul's ear protectors
*garbage truck sounds*
me who forgot my trash can existed:
me who forgot my trash can existed:
August 15, 2024 at 8:04 PM
*garbage truck sounds*
me who forgot my trash can existed:
me who forgot my trash can existed:
The real travesty here is how they portrayed Papa Smurf...
July 29, 2024 at 7:12 PM
The real travesty here is how they portrayed Papa Smurf...
Biden addressing the nation on Wednesday at 8pm:
July 23, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Biden addressing the nation on Wednesday at 8pm:
And Jon is short for Jonython
July 9, 2024 at 4:17 PM
And Jon is short for Jonython
2 years now in the gym for me.I came straight from the couch, never exercised at all. I felt lethargic and tired all the time, no motivation. Now I feel better than ever and can bench 200lbs! You may not think you're a "gym person" but even if you start small and stay consistent, it's life changing!
July 3, 2024 at 2:08 PM
2 years now in the gym for me.I came straight from the couch, never exercised at all. I felt lethargic and tired all the time, no motivation. Now I feel better than ever and can bench 200lbs! You may not think you're a "gym person" but even if you start small and stay consistent, it's life changing!
The vibe I bring to the function...
June 3, 2024 at 3:37 PM
The vibe I bring to the function...
🎶What you see will defy explanation🎶
February 28, 2024 at 5:46 PM
🎶What you see will defy explanation🎶
This scent reminded me of Grandpa, it smelled like a cemetery.
October 23, 2023 at 9:13 PM
This scent reminded me of Grandpa, it smelled like a cemetery.
Me pulling up to the drive-thru window after ordering my food with the worst Australian accent ever:
September 26, 2023 at 1:08 PM
Me pulling up to the drive-thru window after ordering my food with the worst Australian accent ever: