a Shane Black movie should not be this forgettable and yet that new one with Mark Wahlberg kind of already doesn’t exist

i have so much to live mas

they’re clowning on us

it tastes like key lime with blue. there’s like a baja whisper. the whipped cream is just sugar oil.

the texture is the biggest subject of conversation.

“it can’t be compared to anything because it’s not based on anything real.”

“like pudding but thick jello.”

“uncanny.”

i kind of like it

about to get baja blasted

thanks bud! stoked to see Badlands tomorrow

thanks!!

had to look up this guy because he looks like AI and you would never *believe* what his government name is

(don’t worry, it’s for work. check back friday!)