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@britneysgum.bsky.social
My back hurts so bad I can feel it in my balls I hate it here 😓
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
My back hurts so bad I can feel it in my balls I hate it here 😓
Disc left my spinal cord on my last set
January 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Disc left my spinal cord on my last set
Looked up old faithful LIT from BEYOND RAW and not only is it also reformulated it’s $45 for 30 servings???? Please kiss my ass
My reformulated preworkout stinks! I need to feel like I just did crack when I’m at the gym everyone knows I only work out bc I like stimulants!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Looked up old faithful LIT from BEYOND RAW and not only is it also reformulated it’s $45 for 30 servings???? Please kiss my ass
My reformulated preworkout stinks! I need to feel like I just did crack when I’m at the gym everyone knows I only work out bc I like stimulants!!!!
January 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
My reformulated preworkout stinks! I need to feel like I just did crack when I’m at the gym everyone knows I only work out bc I like stimulants!!!!
Riley Sager chewed on The Only One Left. So much better than when I read Final Girls. I wish Goodreads would let me rank 4.5/5, but I only give 5s to absolute perfection (I almost never give them to thrillers) so a 4 it is. Love the vibes tho. Excellent whodunnit.
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Riley Sager chewed on The Only One Left. So much better than when I read Final Girls. I wish Goodreads would let me rank 4.5/5, but I only give 5s to absolute perfection (I almost never give them to thrillers) so a 4 it is. Love the vibes tho. Excellent whodunnit.
FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI
January 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI
3rd week of tracking my workouts started today and my total leg day volume has increased 27% since then 😎
January 13, 2026 at 9:23 PM
3rd week of tracking my workouts started today and my total leg day volume has increased 27% since then 😎
Maluma shaved his beard this really is World War 3 omfg
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Maluma shaved his beard this really is World War 3 omfg
Looking dummy thicc today omg my ass is coming back purrr
January 13, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Looking dummy thicc today omg my ass is coming back purrr
I look kinda big 2day I feel even tho my workout stunk and my bedhead is exposing how badly I need to get my hair cut
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I look kinda big 2day I feel even tho my workout stunk and my bedhead is exposing how badly I need to get my hair cut
If we ever have a legitimate presidential election again it has to go to Newsome specifically because he is the only one who is going to hold these idiots accountable for all the damage they’ve done since 2016
January 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
If we ever have a legitimate presidential election again it has to go to Newsome specifically because he is the only one who is going to hold these idiots accountable for all the damage they’ve done since 2016
Morning hornies were replaced by mornings dooms this year
America gotta be one of the corniest empires of all time bc we really didn’t last v long to be so pompous and stupid
January 11, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Morning hornies were replaced by mornings dooms this year
America gotta be one of the corniest empires of all time bc we really didn’t last v long to be so pompous and stupid
January 11, 2026 at 1:31 PM
America gotta be one of the corniest empires of all time bc we really didn’t last v long to be so pompous and stupid
“We had sex for five hours” girl meth will kill you
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
“We had sex for five hours” girl meth will kill you
Tiffany defending Ian … she may be the best person alive. Jesus tried it. #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Tiffany defending Ian … she may be the best person alive. Jesus tried it. #TheTraitorsUS
KILLED IAN I WANT TO KISS HIM IM
MAD
MAD
January 9, 2026 at 4:18 AM
KILLED IAN I WANT TO KISS HIM IM
MAD
MAD
Okay have we not decided that the last few members entering are the potential murders ???? #thetraitorsus
January 9, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Okay have we not decided that the last few members entering are the potential murders ???? #thetraitorsus
If monet isn’t the secret traitor I stg
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 AM
If monet isn’t the secret traitor I stg
Peppermint kinda robbed bc she was a trans person alone and we got 80 gay people this season that would (should) have had her back over racist POs Trishelle
January 9, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Peppermint kinda robbed bc she was a trans person alone and we got 80 gay people this season that would (should) have had her back over racist POs Trishelle
Porscha vs Candiace I’m about to kmsomggggg #thetraitorsus
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Porscha vs Candiace I’m about to kmsomggggg #thetraitorsus
Porscha also SAID FUCK MICHAEL IKTR!!!! #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Porscha also SAID FUCK MICHAEL IKTR!!!! #TheTraitorsUS
CANDIACE AIMING FOR MICHAEL AND DONNA?!!!! Girl FUCK GIZELLE!!!! #RHOP #thetraitorsus
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
CANDIACE AIMING FOR MICHAEL AND DONNA?!!!! Girl FUCK GIZELLE!!!! #RHOP #thetraitorsus
The way I’m sucking every man off this season except Michael Johnny Ron and that one survivor winner and Eric (and Monet bc that’s my sister lowkey)
January 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
The way I’m sucking every man off this season except Michael Johnny Ron and that one survivor winner and Eric (and Monet bc that’s my sister lowkey)
I appreciate Colton underwood letting his gay voice fly and letting his elf gal glow and lip
Gloss pop
Gloss pop
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I appreciate Colton underwood letting his gay voice fly and letting his elf gal glow and lip
Gloss pop
Gloss pop
Secret traitor please kiss my ass #TheTraitorsUS
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Secret traitor please kiss my ass #TheTraitorsUS