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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 1d

When tf did planet fitness add real squat/deadlift racks omfg. I’ll never leave you again bb

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 2d

Director of Operations shouted me out in our work meeting this morning to tell everyone how great I was and that I just get it. I’ve been out of training for 10 days. Always ending FOH careers I fear.

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 2d

Same!

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Brandon @bcfox.bsky.social · 2d

in case you ever need a reminder of what to say to me!!

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 3d

My 50 year old stepdad having cancer was not what I prepared to hear today!!!

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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 4d

Ariana Grande shares new selfie with brunette hair:

“it’s good to see me, isn’t it?”

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 5d

Bar manager praised me said I was a FUCKIN BARTENDER and said he needed me from the beginning and that he could tell I was experienced bc of how quick and thorough I am every shift and always thinking of what others aren’t and always a step ahead of everyone even in my first week out of training

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 5d

Gay guys love to live in Columbus, Ohio

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 6d

Thinking about @cod3z.bsky.social and @riddlemethat.bsky.social dogs and how two roommates ago he got the same kid. And he was cute as fuck WITH RAZOR SHARP TEETH

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 7d

I know dalton about to eat that thang up

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 8d

Govt being shut down another week ugh all of this again because America wouldn’t vote for a woman

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 9d

Not to be dramatic but if Britney Spears ever dies I will kill myself that day

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 9d

We won’t be watching

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 9d

1/4 of the way through Final Girls by Riley Sager and ain’t shit happening. Almost every time I see something from Booktok I’m disappointed.

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 10d

I’ve never seen a Trent that I didn’t want to blow

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 12d

You’re right and you should say it

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 12d

Past Life doesn’t get the praise she deserves

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 12d

I really am obsessed with Rainbow Kitten Surprise. They’re already in my most listened to (top 30) for the last 365 days and I just discovered them yesterday

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🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 13d

Also I live by the largest military base in the world so government employees not being paid is FUCKING my finances up as it is already 😍

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 13d

Not I still owe the nc dept of revenue $4k for 2020 and 2021 taxes should I kms

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 13d

Not I still owe the nc dept of revenue $4k for 2020 and 2021 taxes should I kms

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 14d

Britney Spears

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 15d

Couple at the bar last night said the my strip was too spicy. It’s a strip with a coffee/brown sugar rub served with garlic mash and asparagus lmao. Also, yes they were 😩

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 15d

I saw someone say Gavin Newsom is the predator you use when an invasive species gets out of hand 😩

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 16d

Candice Swanepoel has no business being that stunning fr

🐠 @britneysgum.bsky.social · 16d

Jamie Lynn and KFat when I catch you!!!!!