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My life is nothing I thought and everything I worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world. 31. First responder and stuff.
Pinned
on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, in the kitchen, on the ceiling, doggy style, backwards, frontwards, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin
NOT NOW GAVIN
February 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
NOT NOW GAVIN
God imagine how satisfying it’d be to punch Pam Bondi in the back of the head as hard as fucking possible
February 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
God imagine how satisfying it’d be to punch Pam Bondi in the back of the head as hard as fucking possible
Woke…
Woke never dies…
Woke never dies…
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Woke…
Woke never dies…
Woke never dies…
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this goes hard - all about animation on fb
January 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
this goes hard - all about animation on fb
I wish so hard for IT to happen every day I feel like Eddie Brock in spider man 3 in the church
January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I wish so hard for IT to happen every day I feel like Eddie Brock in spider man 3 in the church
Ok I wanna knock him up too
September 15, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Ok I wanna knock him up too
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Couldn’t have happened to a worse guy
September 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Couldn’t have happened to a worse guy
Just in case you wonder how based my family is my mom proudly showed me her “fuck Trump” Morse code bracelet she got from my aunt as a birthday present
September 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Just in case you wonder how based my family is my mom proudly showed me her “fuck Trump” Morse code bracelet she got from my aunt as a birthday present
When my partner and I finished andor we followed it up with rogue one which I haven’t seen in years, so I didn’t realize Cassian was literally walking to his last mission at the end of the show that would ultimately win the rebels the war and when I think about it I
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media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
When my partner and I finished andor we followed it up with rogue one which I haven’t seen in years, so I didn’t realize Cassian was literally walking to his last mission at the end of the show that would ultimately win the rebels the war and when I think about it I
Portgas D. Ace fine as hell
September 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Portgas D. Ace fine as hell
I’ve been watching one piece and I want to get this man pregnant
September 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’ve been watching one piece and I want to get this man pregnant
I’m in LA AGAIN
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media.tenor.com
July 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I’m in LA AGAIN
I’ve been reading the 2015 canon Star Wars comics and I can’t believe this dumb bitch lost his godamn lightsaber twice already
July 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I’ve been reading the 2015 canon Star Wars comics and I can’t believe this dumb bitch lost his godamn lightsaber twice already
We’re about to go to war with Iran for no fucking reason and democrats are just standing by with their dicks in their hands
June 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We’re about to go to war with Iran for no fucking reason and democrats are just standing by with their dicks in their hands
Thinking back to when I watched the Day of the Doctor special with my mom in 2013 and after looking at the tv super confused the whole time turned to me at the end and was like “well… I’m glad he didn’t have to blow his whole planet up after all”
June 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Thinking back to when I watched the Day of the Doctor special with my mom in 2013 and after looking at the tv super confused the whole time turned to me at the end and was like “well… I’m glad he didn’t have to blow his whole planet up after all”
I got my IUD replaced today and I got the 8 year liletta and I’m so happy about it. It’ll last me through the Trump presidency and a few years after just in case they try to pass any restrictions on birth control
You can take it out of my cold dead body
You can take it out of my cold dead body
June 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I got my IUD replaced today and I got the 8 year liletta and I’m so happy about it. It’ll last me through the Trump presidency and a few years after just in case they try to pass any restrictions on birth control
You can take it out of my cold dead body
You can take it out of my cold dead body
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elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”
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watching Elon/Trump go for each others throats like
June 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
watching Elon/Trump go for each others throats like
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I wish them both the worst.
June 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I wish them both the worst.
Trump and musk are fighting and I’m about to eat IN N OUT
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
June 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Trump and musk are fighting and I’m about to eat IN N OUT
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
NOT MY ASS GETTING SUMMONED FOR JURY DUTY!!
May 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
NOT MY ASS GETTING SUMMONED FOR JURY DUTY!!
By the way
March 30, 2025 at 9:09 AM
By the way
Yo I don’t wanna be attracted to timothee chalamet how do I stop
March 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Yo I don’t wanna be attracted to timothee chalamet how do I stop