It can be easy to underestimate just how much damage long-term alcohol abuse does to the brain. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he had legit cognitive impairments.

Wow, that's an interesting question! It sounds like you've really put some thought into this-- you're willing to not only ask the questions but explore the deeper meanings as well. Let's dive in.

Gee whiz, and here I thought he was pushing Teslas

This fucking doofus

Can you IMAGINE dropping the kids off at school in this bad boy

Sack of Shit Briefly Wakes to Be Racist Before Nodding Off Again

Zzz... why is this asshole talking when I'm trying to sleep... zzzz...

Not really. He has no charisma whatsoever. "Negative rizz", as the kids say. The MAGA movement would immediately rupture under his watch.

Omg yay 🥰

To what fucking "culture" are you referring, Kat

I don't like to get too florid but Eva Green is basically a poem in human form

Maybe he just likes going in the machine

It's like going to space!

All the healthiest guys I know get, what, three-four MRIs, one right after another. Bing bong, so simple

Boo thangs kill gains, it is an unfortunate truth

There are so many trends, especially in tech, that I was told I'd effectively be forced to adopt and then never did.

My things worked fine before, if I don't want to use something I can just keep not using it. It's not incumbent on me to change, it's incumbent on tech to prove it's worth using.

Man... don't tempt me