Late del Toro is one of those directors who make me feel like I live on a different planet from the rest of humanity. I read so much about how beautiful this movie is. It looks like a cutscene from a 1997 adventure game about murder on the Titanic

stoppppp

This is the kind of move I'll eventually be famous for

I didn't think through the consequences!!!

ok now I'm embarrassed

Look at this poor creature...can't even find a blanket that keeps all of her warm at once...

I always say it's a household tool with an interesting text attached

All I'm asking for is justice, and to be richer than David Brooks and Nate Silver combined

Ask yourself, "Would Brian be more famous than Matt Yglesias if contempt were not a form of currency?" Then remind yourself that a better world begins with you

(shaking my head sadly in the press conference after forfeiting a game I was winning 77-3 midway through the fourth quarter) I'm afraid they were simply too strong for us

boarding the plane at Casablanca seconds before Dick Durbin arrives with a hit squad of fundraising-email copywriters

"you can't claim refugee status to escape your own side" buddy I am legally represented by John Fetterman "welcome to France, mon frere"

(to the judge handling my asylum claim) it's a matter of life and death...chuck schumer gives me the nuclear ick, your honor

I'm the spouse of an air traffic controller and I could not be more livid at the news that Dems might cave. I called and left voicemails for my Dem senators. If my family can hold the fucking line, so can they.