Anecdotally, my mother used to place peanuts in Coke (Central Virginia childhood), and there's a line about it in "I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool"

You extend the franchise to introduce Kohl's Mom's Suffolk County cousin, or maybe a sister who moved east for work or college.

Then there's the matter of Giannis not having Culver's nearby.

Presuming your town parade doesn't run on the "Hey kids, let's put on a show" model, yes, that's too close.

Aside: The idea that JMU may seriously have reason to root for Duke to knock out UVa to knock them into the playoff should be absolute office water cooler catnip across the Commonwealth this week.

The Calgorithm has spoken!

Meanwhile, VPI bringing back the "Fightin' Gobblers"

Would have been a touchdown 30 years ago. Not that dudes were Built Different back then, but the shirt technology hadn't evolved to this.

Sports (Mississippi vs Mississippi St), but wouldn't rule out a scrap between fans afterwards.

Again, oh come on, Lions