The Martin Hartwell Story
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The Martin Hartwell Story
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#CNRail Strike got me suspended from X ...Y?

There is a problem with your fune.
Pinned
As long as Angels are ambiguous and don’t give open reassurance that they can be trusted to be tranquil, the anxious souls, the naturally violent, the insecure, the hysterics among the marchers have an excuse for policy of self-defense thru violence, a rationalization for their own inner violence.
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‘What’s that smell? Are you eating a pickle?’

‘I am. I read somewhere it can help #soothe anxiety.’

‘Never heard of that.’

‘Well, you heard when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, right?’

‘Right’

‘So, when life gives you pickles, you just dill with it.’

#vss365
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Lick pussy
Not boots
January 28, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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The city is filled with ambulances outside every condo building tonight...my guess is too many people couldn’t handle seasonal depression and decided to end it all. But you know who didn’t make the jump from their balcony? The men who fucked me. Keep the hope alive (and yourself) and book me :)
January 31, 2026 at 5:58 AM
2050 hours 2026-01-30 hwy 37 is an ice rink. Driving back from gibbons to villeneuve very dangerous conditions. Big rig in the ditch just west of the trestle bridge on 37. Drive with your hazards on. Very slow going.

#yeg #abwx
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 AM
I have hit my "Heath Ledger Transitional photo" stage
January 31, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Melania intentionally leaves the window open when she fucks her Secret Service agents so her orangey Whitehousemate can hear which one Makes her Feel Something Again
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Melania has one of those door-closing buttons except it is to lock the inter-door from the room of her Whitehousemate.
January 31, 2026 at 2:46 AM
"See something, say something" is how Melania really ramps up the horniness of her Secret Service agents as she closes the door behind them and locks it.
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 AM
They removed the Diet Coke button but he had to install a "Quiet Poke" button because Melania was filming another one of her movies with her Secret Service agents, again.
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Melania even fucks the female Secret Service agents and reuses to let her orange Whitehouse-mate watch.
January 31, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Remember when Melania disappeared for a couple months?

She was writing a script for this movie.
January 31, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Melania's house mate probably has a "Quiet Poke" button for when she fucks her scheduled Secret Service agents too loudly.
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Melania probably has a schedule set for which Secret Security agent sees her bikini area each night.
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Fuck sakes.
At one point, in Canada, a party named "Reform" was voted in as the 2nd largest party in Canada.

Not much changed....
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Conan's wisdom.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Posting on my spicy page in 30 mins!
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Someone fucking showed Catherine the joke, goddammit.

Fuckin' natsees.

youtu.be/Qklvh5Cp_Bs?...
January 31, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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Of course not! He killed himself
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ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right
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January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Here is someone who is Catherine O'Hara's age whom we need to keep an eye on.
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I bet if we find who killed Epstein, we find out who the Wizard of IzE is.
January 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Love that my psychology textbook acknowledges that whores have more fun
January 30, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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My last blog post is about date ideas for our time together in Montreal in February. Let’s stir up each other life just a little bit?

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Beautiful February — Nora Bordeleau
Hi hi, How are you handling the weather? February can be brutal but also, it makes me want to run away in the woods and slow down everything for a minute (or for a week). Let me share a few ideas of ...
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January 30, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The Olympic Committee and the FIFA are still coming.

They are building facilities for these events.

Please stand up (get off your knee) to protest the civil imbalance happening now.

Slow to work to rule.
Lift nothing more than 40 lbs.
Make sure to weigh it first.
January 31, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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This is a very small request. If you live in the US please do not purchase any of our videos tomorrow (Fri Jan 30) because there is supposed to be a general strike against ICE.
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Can we just be cats and lick each others' ears and buttholes and then cuddle for warmth?
January 31, 2026 at 12:29 AM