brettmojo
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I got the thing and did the thing..
I'm just a man making his way through the instruction booklets...
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I'm just a man making his way through the instruction booklets...
Demanding bitcoin in the ransom note is a dead giveaway to the type of person(s) involved...
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Demanding bitcoin in the ransom note is a dead giveaway to the type of person(s) involved...
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I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SAYING THIS FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS
February 2, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SAYING THIS FOR THE PAST SIX YEARS
If this keeps up.. one of these mornings I'm going see Dennis Quaid in full arctic gear snowshoeing past my house...
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
If this keeps up.. one of these mornings I'm going see Dennis Quaid in full arctic gear snowshoeing past my house...
[work] "We'll see you Monday.."
[me] ...
[me] ...
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January 25, 2026 at 10:48 PM
[work] "We'll see you Monday.."
[me] ...
[me] ...
E.T. The Extraterrestrial With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
E.T. The Extraterrestrial With Big Naturals
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest With Big Naturals
Fun With Dick And Jane With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Fun With Dick And Jane With Big Naturals
Ernest Saves Christmas With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Ernest Saves Christmas With Big Naturals
The Dark Knight Rises With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The Dark Knight Rises With Big Naturals
Oppenheimer With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Oppenheimer With Big Naturals
The Natural With Big Naturals
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January 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The Natural With Big Naturals
Frosted Blueberry
Frosted Apple Turnover
Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Frosted Apple Turnover
Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Ok ok it's relevant:
Top 3 Pop Tarts flavors, all-time...go!
Top 3 Pop Tarts flavors, all-time...go!
December 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Frosted Blueberry
Frosted Apple Turnover
Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Frosted Apple Turnover
Frosted Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Don't forget to leave a beer and some slippers out for jolly ol' St. John tonite..
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December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Don't forget to leave a beer and some slippers out for jolly ol' St. John tonite..
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Jerry O’Connell will return as Quinn Mallory in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Jerry O’Connell will return as Quinn Mallory in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
Pretty much the same way I feel about the Yankees.
Wrestling legend Mick Foley just announced he’s parting ways with the WWE because of their connection to Trump:
"I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so seemingly void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy…." 💪
"I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so seemingly void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy…." 💪
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Pretty much the same way I feel about the Yankees.
Honestly.. I think I'm at this point, too.
Wrestling legend Mick Foley just announced he’s parting ways with the WWE because of their connection to Trump:
"I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so seemingly void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy…." 💪
"I no longer wish to represent a company that coddles a man so seemingly void of compassion as he marches our country towards autocracy…." 💪
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Honestly.. I think I'm at this point, too.
