Brett
@brett006.bsky.social
Palace, NFL (Go Hawks), dawgs, dogs
“When I come back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5
It ain't to play games with you
It's to aim at you, probably maim you
If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens”
It ain't to play games with you
It's to aim at you, probably maim you
If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens”
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
“When I come back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5
It ain't to play games with you
It's to aim at you, probably maim you
If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens”
It ain't to play games with you
It's to aim at you, probably maim you
If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens”
Still bonkers to see Palace as the overwhelming favorite to win a trophy, but also, I sort of think we should (also bonkers🤣)
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Still bonkers to see Palace as the overwhelming favorite to win a trophy, but also, I sort of think we should (also bonkers🤣)
I think it’s clear these are the 6 best clubs so we can go ahead and just end things now.
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I think it’s clear these are the 6 best clubs so we can go ahead and just end things now.
Might as well stretch out
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Might as well stretch out
“what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career of napping. Skills that make me sleep under any desk or table, whenever I feel like it.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career of napping. Skills that make me sleep under any desk or table, whenever I feel like it.”
Unfortunately she’s right
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Unfortunately she’s right
Snoring like a chainsaw
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Snoring like a chainsaw
For context I am wearing a shirt AND pants at work today due to the freezingness.
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
For context I am wearing a shirt AND pants at work today due to the freezingness.
Damn, the Clown VPs brother got starched.
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Damn, the Clown VPs brother got starched.
Exhausted from doing absolutely nothing
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Exhausted from doing absolutely nothing
This would be something if these wind up the 3 who go down.
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This would be something if these wind up the 3 who go down.
Look at this cosplaying fucking goof
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Look at this cosplaying fucking goof
She’s really into this the Sounders match. Just kidding it’s the blanket
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
She’s really into this the Sounders match. Just kidding it’s the blanket
Great steam of the MLS Playoffs Apple TV, perfect, no notes
October 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Great steam of the MLS Playoffs Apple TV, perfect, no notes
She’s fired up tonight, must have been a good 6 hour nap
October 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
She’s fired up tonight, must have been a good 6 hour nap
spell the country you are trying to insult name correctly challenge, go
October 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
spell the country you are trying to insult name correctly challenge, go
I assume the meth and meth lab related items inside are mine if I buy this?
October 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I assume the meth and meth lab related items inside are mine if I buy this?
These are insane stats. He could be running away with the Golden Boot
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
These are insane stats. He could be running away with the Golden Boot