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Palace, NFL (Go Hawks), dawgs, dogs
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“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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My usual Wawa order: coffee, tuna, and a side of Cesium-137!
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You know we could all just stop sharing his batshit crazy posts from his loser social media site. You aren’t legally required (yet) to amplify the stupidest mother fucker who’s ever set foot in the White House.
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thanksgiving appetizers have been acquired:

~ round Sourdough loaf
~ Roasted onion and Parmesan dip
~ Cajun krab dip
~ Fresh bag of On the Border “cantina style” chips
~ pepperoni, cheese and crackers tray
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Work the day before vacation is the most pointless day
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This year’s Festivus airing of the grievances is going to last until February
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I think the VAR ref was sick of watching Barcelona’s shit defense get bailed out by offsides and said fuck it, goal counts.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Weird question: have you ever broke up with or stopped seeing someone over their love of a movie, tv show, musical taste that you can’t stand?

I have and I’m being told I’m insane (I’m not arguing the insanity diagnosis, I’m checking to see if I’m alone😂)
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 PM
“When I come back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5
It ain't to play games with you
It's to aim at you, probably maim you
If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens”
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I wish i could make MS Excel into a person and then stomp its head into a curb
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Tell them keep up the good work with Operation Fuck Yachts, but I think they can do a little more
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Even in the Jetsons future, your boss is still an asshole.
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Still bonkers to see Palace as the overwhelming favorite to win a trophy, but also, I sort of think we should (also bonkers🤣)
November 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Good night FC Cincy.

What a terrible night for Evander, Brenner and Denkey to take a day off.
November 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Apple TV MLS, the undisputed world champion of never starting a match at the time advertised.
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Let’s go FC Cincy. Ruin Don Garber’s night
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Jahmyr Gibbs is so nasty
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oh my, new Jameis Winston Experience just dropped
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Really have nothing against the chiefs , but I also would like them to miss the playoffs.
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That Eze fella isn’t too bad
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Eze definitely scoring against Spuds
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Leeds and Wolves are clearly shit, so who’s the 3rd that’s going down with them?
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Good speech.

Also, very cool jacket

Impeach
Convict
Remove
Imprison (I’m adding that one)
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy

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David Clayton is running for congress in NC's District 5 against #FuckMAGA Republican Virginia Foxx — and this is how he introduced himself.👇
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM