Seems like something you might want to do your homework on.

“Thanks for the patience. *timer noises* Heads are swappable and the faction can be flipped. *saw like trap unlocks and releases him*”

“He does the thing. You can release my family now.”

I can see why they fired Conan and replaced him with Fallon so many years ago, Conan would’ve never been able to keep it straight when told to shill this hard.

Some people in our family have been dismissive when we tell them he knows they’re separate events now.

Gene Simmons has never had enough people around him to tell him he has bad ideas.

And Gene’s cover of Firestarter.

Then there was the time they made a superhero tv movie so bad that they would fire any employees who brought it up.

This is his first time being aware that his birthday and Christmas are almost back to back and some of his relatives are being kind of dismissive about it.

It’s like getting punished for your birthdate.

It must feel shitty when close family members do it.

Animated Optimus was a fire truck?

Both of our kids were formula fed.

The first thing that always comes to my mind with him is that time he went on a weird crusade against chicken nuggets.

Their names were Tom Lyle and Peter David and their contributions to Spider-Man’s considerable lore and iconography have made people who have no idea who they were millions. Their families should never have had to crowdfund to pay for their passings.