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Brendan Axe Long
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Formerly resident of the place of the Bluebird Of Happiness. Now a refugee from the place of X-crement. I am a Human Jukebox. Former rocker, now self-confessed jazzbo and profligate accumulator of physical media. Prone to being tedious.
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January 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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I get that to be or not to be is one of the most famous & philosophically resonant lines ever but in my day to day existence this one always tops it easily
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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Walking into 2026 with this attitude
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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'They've stopped making great films like The Animal and The Hot Chick'.
By dressing as Elton John in the “I’m Still Standing” video?
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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My funniest thing about 2025 in a purely Australian context is that Barbaby Joyce was pushed out of the Nats by the force of public opinion (imagine that!), and joined Hanson's One Nation where failure goes to be fossilised.
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Well, that's it from me. Phew! Long live music!!!
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 AM
But, wait, there's more! Here's my list of 10 new other releases of 2025...
December 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Next cab off the rank is my top 10 new to me in 2025 jazz albums. Again, in no particular order...
December 31, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Time to reveal my picks of music for 2025. As per usual I have digested a lot of albums this year (perhaps too much), much of it jazz in particular. My first list is my top 10 New Jazz Releases from 2025. Drumroll...In no particular order...
December 31, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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The Bible is such a progressive read!

Did you know that the Book of Leviticus says that being gay is fine, as long as you’re using #cannabis?

Don’t believe me?:

“A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”

Leviticus 20:13 ESV

#FreeTheWeed
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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A U.S. customs officer having to go through my social media history
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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🎶…it’s the end of the world as we know it🎶
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I look forward to news.corp’s new found care for teenagers applying to all the trans kids.. *oh wait, I am being handed a note…*
December 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Ellen Burstyn is 92
Love how & why she did another Exorcist sequel.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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They look like Dick Tracy villains
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I still remember the morning that my youngest brother woke me to tell me the news that The Big O was no more. 1988.
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 AM
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.
September 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Tylenol’s lawyers
a man laughs while talking on a phone outside
ALT: a man laughs while talking on a phone outside
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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These things are fun to do. Dave is a proper polymath! Currently trying to get Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden…

www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
Blur’s Dave Rowntree: ‘People think music was better in the old days, to which I say: bollocks!’
The drummer for the Britpop band on why Oasis aren’t his nemesis, his failed bid to become a UK Labour MP and how he finally conquered maths
www.theguardian.com
September 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Liam & Noel Gallagher, 1993
September 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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My latest Substack newsletter is live.
andrewnette.substack.com/p/james-cobu...
September 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM