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📍Jersey City, NJ
RT with your home river

The mighty Ohio
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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My resolution this year is to basically chill and do whatever
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 PM
she Danny on my Elfman until I Oingo Boingo
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
what idiot called it diarrhea and not a broken turd signal
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Hajj by BUS??? — Yokohama to Mecca by Local Transit ONLY
December 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I play Therapy Words in Defensive Mode and end my turn
December 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
things seen at antique shops this trip 🧵
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
pit stop in Pittsburgh

Not pictured because the photos go corrupted somehow:
- Steelers Christmas sweater
- the words "Worst State Ever" inscribed within an outline of Ohio
December 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hollywood is obsessed with franchises and yet many masterpieces wallow without any sequels. Here's my list of movies ripe for this treatment:
- Duel
- Sorcerer
- 12 Angry Men
- The Shawshank Redemption
- The Iron Giant
- My Cousin Vinny
- The Truman Show
- Conclave
- Memento
- The Breakfast Club
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Watching Get Out in Oakland was incredible. People talked at the screen and it made it so much better.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Just placed a hold on Atlas Shrugged at the library. After I read it I guess I'll decide if that's ironic or appropriate.
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Pop of John's
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I hope Creed 4 brings back Rocky's robot and establishes he has a son
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
As Thankvember comes to a close, we must all #StayThankful
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Today is darker than the day before. Not just a fact of astronomy, but we stray further from the light of Thanksgiving I can only think of overwhelming Black this Friday. #StayThankful, as always.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
two fire trucks just went by my house... my first thought of course is deep fryer explosion lol
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Thanksgiving is here! We now approach the moment of Highest Thankfulness. I, for one, will #StayThankful
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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the license plate on my $1000 sports car says “MR THANKSGIVING” because i celebrate thanksgiving each and every year
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Thankvember Tip: on today, Thanksgiving Eve, it is important to remain calm. We are mere hours away from the Big Day, so you may need to distract yourself. Some good options:
- listening to some smooth jazz
- pranking family members
- drinking 30-50 glasses of water
- doing the laundry
November 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A big part of the fun of GBBO is finding out that terms for food in the UK are either ridiculous or just plain wrong
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One of the problems with modern tech is that decades of film and TV convinced me that video calls had to be in a giant round room with 5ft tall TVs. They're not nearly as cool on my 14 inch laptop screen.
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM