bree mabel
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Packers vs Bears? I thought pride month was in June?!!!?!?!
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Packers vs Bears? I thought pride month was in June?!!!?!?!
Aladdin (1992)
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Aladdin (1992)
*hoists self from own petard* oh great, I look like a fucking asshole now
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
*hoists self from own petard* oh great, I look like a fucking asshole now
what if I were hoisted from my own petard? would you be laughing then, huh?
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
what if I were hoisted from my own petard? would you be laughing then, huh?
Casablanca: Revenge of the Fallen
Who doesn't love the CASABLANCA franchise?
CASABLANCA'S ELEVEN
CASABLANCA: BADLANDS
CASABLANCA IN SPACE
CASABLANCA GOES TO MONTE CARLO
CASABLANCA'S ELEVEN
CASABLANCA: BADLANDS
CASABLANCA IN SPACE
CASABLANCA GOES TO MONTE CARLO
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Casablanca: Revenge of the Fallen
Music in 2030 will just be white noise sleep tones
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Music in 2030 will just be white noise sleep tones
Artificial Intelligence? Like it’s not real? Why should I care then?
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Artificial Intelligence? Like it’s not real? Why should I care then?
I majored in helplessness
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I majored in helplessness
He can’t even be mad convincingly, everyone laughing at him and he laughs along with them because he’s a chicken shit coward loser
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
He can’t even be mad convincingly, everyone laughing at him and he laughs along with them because he’s a chicken shit coward loser
Oh :/ sorry, I have Helplessness Class then
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh :/ sorry, I have Helplessness Class then
the best news about Donald Trump getting the "FIFA bestest boy of the year of all time award" is that he might see it as his ultimate accomplishment and just give into the void
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
the best news about Donald Trump getting the "FIFA bestest boy of the year of all time award" is that he might see it as his ultimate accomplishment and just give into the void
he looks like he's plastered and about to hand his keys away to the bartender
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
he looks like he's plastered and about to hand his keys away to the bartender
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Just want it all back
December 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Just want it all back
I'm not evil enough to be successful
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm not evil enough to be successful
Aaron Rupar is such a fucking dolt lol
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Aaron Rupar is such a fucking dolt lol
2014: Netflix has a ton of movies and shows to watch that you like and want to see
2024: Netflix has nothing on it that you care about because it got gradually enshittified
2026: Netflix buys HBO Max and now has a ton of movies and shows to watch that you like and want to see
2024: Netflix has nothing on it that you care about because it got gradually enshittified
2026: Netflix buys HBO Max and now has a ton of movies and shows to watch that you like and want to see
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
2014: Netflix has a ton of movies and shows to watch that you like and want to see
2024: Netflix has nothing on it that you care about because it got gradually enshittified
2026: Netflix buys HBO Max and now has a ton of movies and shows to watch that you like and want to see
2024: Netflix has nothing on it that you care about because it got gradually enshittified
2026: Netflix buys HBO Max and now has a ton of movies and shows to watch that you like and want to see
came up with a big new idea before bed and I actually wrote it down this time, hope it's not incoherent!
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
came up with a big new idea before bed and I actually wrote it down this time, hope it's not incoherent!
When the helplessness is learned 😮💨😮💨😮💨
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
When the helplessness is learned 😮💨😮💨😮💨
Gremlins 1 and 2 are the most important films ever made
I will not elaborate
I will not elaborate
December 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Gremlins 1 and 2 are the most important films ever made
I will not elaborate
I will not elaborate
why don't we just kill them ????
"At least $5.9 trillion will be inherited by billionaire children over the next 15 years, the bank calculates."
Billionaires are inheriting record levels of wealth, UBS report finds reut.rs/3MFJWnW
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
why don't we just kill them ????
stadiums should never have a roof unless there is a high likelihood of afternoon rain in the summer months
going outside is part of the point when going to a ballgame
going outside is part of the point when going to a ballgame
December 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
stadiums should never have a roof unless there is a high likelihood of afternoon rain in the summer months
going outside is part of the point when going to a ballgame
going outside is part of the point when going to a ballgame
Yet another case of republicans seeing advertisements from 50-60 years ago and saying “wow, life was better back then”
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yet another case of republicans seeing advertisements from 50-60 years ago and saying “wow, life was better back then”
There should be a surgery store and it should be free whenever you want for any surgery
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
There should be a surgery store and it should be free whenever you want for any surgery
Signaling my virtue later if anyone wants to join
December 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Signaling my virtue later if anyone wants to join
Neil Young’s “Ride My Llama” was the original Wiseguys on Mars
December 3, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Neil Young’s “Ride My Llama” was the original Wiseguys on Mars