Several weeks ago I asked my girlfriend if she knew what Labubus were, because I'd heard people talk about them. She said "oh, yeah. They're these crazy little things." Then she went back to looking at her phone. That's why I don't know what Labubus are.

Last night I had a dream that I was talking to a completely blind person and when I told him I was legally blind he was like "ugh, you lEgAlLy bLiNd people..."

what we need is a modern-day john henry. a person who can challenge the machinery of chatgpt head-on, point to kentucky on a map, and say "that isn't huooww6ombaaam"

People talk about how millennials have lived through multiple once-in-a-lifetime weather events and economic crises since entering adulthood. Everyone ignores the unprecedented late night talk show drama we've endured.

Within five years all culture will be "Featuring Jelly Roll." The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald ft. Jelly Roll. Beethoven's Symphony No. 5 ft. Jelly Roll. Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5 ft. Jelly Roll. Society isn't prepared.

I'll miss voting for John Fetterman. He's very big and that really did make it fun.

One of my girlfriend's birthday presents has been stuck for 10 days in Corpus Christi. I guess that's fair. It is his birthday too.

There's a glitch in the Wikipedia app where it will carry over the header image from the last article I searched for to the new article I've pulled up.

GUL DUKAT: Welcome to Cardassia, planet of the assholes.
CAPTAIN BENJAMIN SISKO: But surely you can't all be assholes
ELIM GARAK: Au contaire, my good bitch.

The first time I heard that Call of Duty ad that starts "forced to go rogue, hunted from within," I was sure it was the start of a pro Trump ad.