Joe Brasshammerz
@brasshammerz.bsky.social
39. He/Him. Bi. Actually autistic. Flotsam in the sea of life. A Princess Peach looney. Soothsayer of spaghetti. I’m familiar with all kinds of Twos: Bipolar II, Audrey 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and the yet-to-exist Kung Pow II.
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I wish I coooouuuuullllld!! 🥺
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I wish I coooouuuuullllld!! 🥺
I’ve never played this, so I’m very excited to finally check it out!
(I do know about the Pause music and its easter egg!)
(I do know about the Pause music and its easter egg!)
December 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’ve never played this, so I’m very excited to finally check it out!
(I do know about the Pause music and its easter egg!)
(I do know about the Pause music and its easter egg!)
I would devour the whole thing. Jar included. 🤤
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I would devour the whole thing. Jar included. 🤤
My GOD, look at that terrifying indulgence!
a man in a suit and glasses is saying `` i cast you out , unclean spirit '' .
Alt: The Exorcist in the process of exorcising a demon. “I cast you out, unclean spirit!”
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December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My GOD, look at that terrifying indulgence!
I first watched this in a theater, and 25 years later,I returned to that same theater to watch it again. One of my favorites!
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I first watched this in a theater, and 25 years later,I returned to that same theater to watch it again. One of my favorites!
I love them all, and the bottom right one is so endearing. 💙
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I love them all, and the bottom right one is so endearing. 💙
[Balatro music theme on repeat]
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
[Balatro music theme on repeat]
The Kirby with all those purples is so rad. 🤩
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The Kirby with all those purples is so rad. 🤩
Objection sustained!
a cartoon drawing of a red circle with a white background
Alt: The judge slamming down his gavel, from the Ace Attorney games.
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December 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Objection sustained!
The fact that I know the Cheetamen music well enough to hear it in my mind right now is a little disconcerting.
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The fact that I know the Cheetamen music well enough to hear it in my mind right now is a little disconcerting.
This is too much! 😎
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
This is too much! 😎
I’ve watched 3, even 4-hour movies that all felt WAY shorter than Argylle.
December 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’ve watched 3, even 4-hour movies that all felt WAY shorter than Argylle.
Your mustache is in stereoscopic 3D! Whoooaaaaaaa!!!
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Your mustache is in stereoscopic 3D! Whoooaaaaaaa!!!
Yeah! She sure is!
December 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Yeah! She sure is!