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Joe Brasshammerz
@brasshammerz.bsky.social
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39. He/Him. Bi. Actually autistic. Flotsam in the sea of life. A Princess Peach looney. Soothsayer of spaghetti. I’m familiar with all kinds of Twos: Bipolar II, Audrey 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and the yet-to-exist Kung Pow II.
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Ginger, idling about.

#catsky
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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BREAKING!! The Game Awards Game of the Year is *NOT* Jersey Devil!
Retro Ps1 game cover for Jersey Devil, the titular hero grinning to the camera.
December 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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December 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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The Pride Flag billowing in the sky. “Repost if LGBT is welcome or safe on your account.”
December 10, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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I held this up to a mirror and said “Bloody Mary” three times. But nothing happened.

Aside from drinking this Bloody Mary.
A bloody Mary cocktail in a glass. Two olives and two round slices of jalapeño are skewered along with a cut of lemon. A slice of lime is on another side of the rim. There’s a straw poking out from the drink.
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Har har.
December 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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#photography
#architecture
#night
#sky
#lights
#trees
#plants
From 2023. This is a shot I took from inside an open-air complex building that has three levels. A big coconut tree is there, along with other similar trees. Many types of plants are also in that central garden. There’s also a putting golf course.
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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From 2023.

#photography
#trees
#woods
#nature
#winter
#snow
#snowstorm
#snowmageddon
A photograph of trees under abnormally heavy snowfall, during an unusually extreme snowstorm. Every branches of the cedar trees are coated in thick layers of snow, and some branches as well as tree tops had collapsed under the sheer weight of the snow.
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy and isn’t a selfie
Cinderella (1950) in a meme. “I’m THIS close to losing my shit.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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A bouquet of pink flowers in front of an illustration of Sailor Jupiter. This was my tribute back when Emi Shinohara, the voice of Sailor Jupiter/Makoto Kino in the original Sailor Moon anime adaptation, passed away.
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Greetings, Programs. Well, this is the last stop for this #retro #disney #calendar that was created in 1986, to advertise the marketing division of #thedisneychannel. I was born in ‘86, which had the same layout of 2025, so I used this calendar as a send-off to my 30s.

Please be safe!
#dissky
A nearly 40-year-old Disney-themed calendar, and for the month of December 1986, Mickey Mouse is dressed like Santa Claus and holding a large green sack of toys with his right hand, and ringing a large golden bell with his left. — HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE DISNEY CHANNEL! MAXIMIZE SALES FROM THE FREE PREVIEW: * Create a sales incentive program to motivate sales representatives toward the system’s sales goals. * Schedule staff to provide adequate telephone coverage. * Track sales performance by individual representatives. SIGN UP NOW FOR THE WINTER PROMOTION! * Keep the momentum going by participating in the 1987 winter promotion. Call the Disney Channel Marketing Representative in your area for further details. — December 3-5, Western show in Anaheim, California. December 15, February affiliate kit arrives. December 21, “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,” first feature length animated film release, 1937. December 23, “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea release, 1954. December 25, Christmas. December 27, Chanukah (Please note that this is not the case this year.) December 31, New Year’s Eve.
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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A #calendar in the style of #supermariobros

Have a safe December, y’all.
A calendar with a Super Mario Bros. theme. Mario has just rescued Princess Peach, the latter saying, “THANK YOU MARIO! YOUR QUEST IS OVER. WE PRESENT YOU A NEW QUEST. PUSH BUTTON B TO SELECT A WORLD.” This is for the month of December, 2025.
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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This #sailormoon #calendar for #december 2025.
A Sailor Moon SuperS-themed calendar with the main “inner senshi” cast of the anime, plus Tuxedo Mask and Sailor ChibiMoon. They’re in front of a vivid background with red and green, bordering a long-distance shot of Tokyo.
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Wayne Knight portraying his character in Basic Instinct. He’s sweaty because he’s looking at something distracting.
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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[NOW LOADING]
The slow hourglass animation from the PS1 port of Discworld, which was the loading screen. You would see it countless times when playing this port.
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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It was so much fun, and the singer SHREDDED it!!

My friend afterward said, “Yeah! That song’s catchy!”

I replied, “This shit was and still is *magical.*”
Neon-colored party lights cast upon the smooth floor. From the karaoke performance. Blue and purple. More of blue and purple lights. Even more blue and purple lights. This time, the neon string-like lights are gold and purple.
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Drop a movie you love that no one talks about. 🎬

#filmsky
The movie poster for Mumford (1999). Various characters are featured, including the main leads, who press their foreheads together affectionately.
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Ohhhh! Look! Another ‘moon and trees’ photo from Joe Brasshammerz! 😒 Get new material, dude!

^ My inner critic while I posted this.

#photography
#moon #sky
#trees #woods
A shot of my neighborhood, at night. The moon glows brightly even when behind faint clouds. silhouette cedar trees are all around. There are a few lights on the road level.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I made notso-pesto. I set out to make pesto pasta, but realized I was missing some ingredients. So I replaced them with what I had, and voila! Faux pesto!
Notso-pesto, prepared by Joe Brasshammerz.
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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#photography
A shot of trees under the sky. The (unseen) sun is setting, and the bright moon moon glows from beyond the trees’ branches.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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#photography
Another night shot in night mode. This time a contrail is across the sky. The moon is bright behind faint clouds. Trees are on the left, silhouetted, and a few stars are visible to the left and upper left.
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party.
Robin Williams as Rainbow Randolph, in Death to Smoochy (2002). He wears an extremely loud suit and waistcoat. The buttons of his waistcoat and his jacket are colored in the rainbow’s spectrum. He has glittery sequins on his jacket and white bowler hat.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Here you go! 😄 I forgot then name of this art, but it’s by W. James.
A painting by W. James. It’s a tropical vantage point looking to the sunlit sea. Many exotic plants and trees are displayed vividly.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Sup.
Me. With headphones. And an exotic painting behind me.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM