Oh, that's rough. I'm sorry. Contractor relationships are weird.

They need to be writing shit down if you're in trouble. Did you get a notice in writing? Was it perceived as insubordination? This is uncool.

Don't forget electrolytes (maybe some Crystal Lite too). That way it can be pissy and not just water.

Hmm. How about hydromaxxing?

How do you feel about surgically enhancing your ability to piss with black market kidneys?

If you had several dedicated piss friends, you could fill a shipping container ~*t o g e t h e r*~