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Brandon Miz
@branmiz25.bsky.social
Public health doctor, raging homosexual and blond as the day is long (he/him). doctoring till they pay me to stop🌈🏳️‍🌈
Haha whew! I was worried this would offend but I was totally shooting for a chuckle. But for real the new xmen show is actually pretty amazing. If it inspires you, the OG Xmen animated show it’s based off of was my favorite Saturday morning cartoon growing up. Love them so much
December 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Well someone clearly brought enough handsome for the rest of the class 😘
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
She is EXACTLY how I expect you to sound when you talk, sugah. And I mean that as a total compliment
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I’m glad the kids art still creating art. With other kids cyber bullying each other to death and whatnot boner graffiti feels as quaint as a 1900’s game of hoop and stick
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Right??? Can you imagine dealing with men and not being paid in cash and muffin baskets?? Couldn’t be me
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Whichever gaygent (gay agent) was in charge of your onboarding clearly was asleep at the switch. You’re at least getting the monthly muffin baskets right?
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh no. Are you not getting your quarterly gay bonus??? Oh god we’re gonna have to talk offline cause it’s my job to get people on the mailing list…
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I was gonna say for the presents
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
See! You get it
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Haha god damn. How can that company continue to mess up a word processor! Word came out when I was in 4th grade and it’s been downhill ever since smh
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I love it!! Debating whether or not to shave mine now too
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Gotcha gotcha. You can tell how much he loves it. Like you can tell he grew up dreaming of being on Star Trek and when they wouldn’t let him make an official show he just created his own version of it
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
No way!! Really?
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Ughh that was such a good episode. I really hope that show comes back
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s WILD that Pokemon has been out for 40 years and they still don’t have an eevee for each type. That’s the first thing I’m fixing when I become emperor of the world
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I get this impulse and you’re right to have it
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I feel gayer for having seen this. Thank you
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Like getting handsy with bears eh?
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is the collab America wants, nay, needs in these trying times
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
-you, repeating that into the mirror every morning
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
God gave you two hands, sounds like you should get 2 dogs going
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We gays should get to veto a straight marriage periodically and deputize them into our world
December 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I saw it last night! It was super fun, fuck if don’t love me that southern gay columbo. Although am I the only one who thought they kinda wasted Kerry Washington? Like it seems like she had a bigger role that was cut
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
He looks like a rejected hamburgler mock up that was rejected for causing all those murder suicides in the test focus group
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Come on, pants! Looking great stud! 🥵
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM