Brandon Miz
@branmiz25.bsky.social
Public health doctor, raging homosexual and blond as the day is long (he/him). doctoring till they pay me to stop🌈🏳️🌈
Like getting handsy with bears eh?
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Like getting handsy with bears eh?
-you, repeating that into the mirror every morning
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
-you, repeating that into the mirror every morning
Oh my god I’m loving it!! A snowy DC is one of the most magical places on earth. My corgi LOVES it too. Yours like the snow?
December 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Oh my god I’m loving it!! A snowy DC is one of the most magical places on earth. My corgi LOVES it too. Yours like the snow?
More snow pics because I am *what?* a 38 yo child. This pic of me and cheddar would make a dope album cover
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
More snow pics because I am *what?* a 38 yo child. This pic of me and cheddar would make a dope album cover
It’s a winter wonderland! First DC snow of the season!
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s a winter wonderland! First DC snow of the season!
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
38,
38,
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
38,
38,
Tina on bobs burgers be like…
November 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Tina on bobs burgers be like…
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
EVERY MAN ON THIS APP DROP A SELFIE NOW... AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW!!!
I see your catstronaught and raise you a bathroom otter holding toilet paper
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I see your catstronaught and raise you a bathroom otter holding toilet paper
Ok the Planet Word museum in DC is a lot of fun! Can’t remember the context for this but I got to be pickle Brandon!
November 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ok the Planet Word museum in DC is a lot of fun! Can’t remember the context for this but I got to be pickle Brandon!
Should I go with
1) yabba dabba dudes
2) get ready for a gay old time
3) bedrock you like a hurricane?
1) yabba dabba dudes
2) get ready for a gay old time
3) bedrock you like a hurricane?
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Should I go with
1) yabba dabba dudes
2) get ready for a gay old time
3) bedrock you like a hurricane?
1) yabba dabba dudes
2) get ready for a gay old time
3) bedrock you like a hurricane?
Well hot dog! You all know what day it is! Enjoy yourselves my hallowienies
October 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Well hot dog! You all know what day it is! Enjoy yourselves my hallowienies
Speaking as a man who’s 6’ tall (which means I’m actually 5’10”) when a man says he’s 5’10” it means he’s under 5’4”. Stephen miller must be running through peoples legs at the White House
October 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Speaking as a man who’s 6’ tall (which means I’m actually 5’10”) when a man says he’s 5’10” it means he’s under 5’4”. Stephen miller must be running through peoples legs at the White House
To be fair, the front is also fairly pronounced. God bless the 90’s homo who designed this costume
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
To be fair, the front is also fairly pronounced. God bless the 90’s homo who designed this costume
I’m rewatching voyager for the plot!
The plot- a transporter malfunction makes a new advanced borg drone who’s caked up as hell and looking to ASSimilate, add your biological distinctiveness to his own, and serve as a weapon of ass destruction
The plot- a transporter malfunction makes a new advanced borg drone who’s caked up as hell and looking to ASSimilate, add your biological distinctiveness to his own, and serve as a weapon of ass destruction
October 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m rewatching voyager for the plot!
The plot- a transporter malfunction makes a new advanced borg drone who’s caked up as hell and looking to ASSimilate, add your biological distinctiveness to his own, and serve as a weapon of ass destruction
The plot- a transporter malfunction makes a new advanced borg drone who’s caked up as hell and looking to ASSimilate, add your biological distinctiveness to his own, and serve as a weapon of ass destruction
Awww! Today’s the 3 year anniversary of one of my favorite (unintentional) bits I’ve ever done! I was the officiant for my sisters wedding and thought I was being SOOO clever hiding my speech in a bible when I read it not realizing I had the Bible turned upside down the whole time. Thats so Brandon
October 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Awww! Today’s the 3 year anniversary of one of my favorite (unintentional) bits I’ve ever done! I was the officiant for my sisters wedding and thought I was being SOOO clever hiding my speech in a bible when I read it not realizing I had the Bible turned upside down the whole time. Thats so Brandon
(Don’t speak to) me and my son 🥰
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
(Don’t speak to) me and my son 🥰
Having a decidedly family day at my moms house today with brother, sister, brother in law, sister in law, oldest friend and her husband, 4 kids and 2 dogs that started with brunch and has moved on to decorating the house for Halloween. How freaking cute is this lil guy
October 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Having a decidedly family day at my moms house today with brother, sister, brother in law, sister in law, oldest friend and her husband, 4 kids and 2 dogs that started with brunch and has moved on to decorating the house for Halloween. How freaking cute is this lil guy
What exactly does Amazon think a “cop” is?
October 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
What exactly does Amazon think a “cop” is?
There’s an inherent evil in all of them. Helps balance out the cuteness. Mine is CLEARLY plotting something here
October 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There’s an inherent evil in all of them. Helps balance out the cuteness. Mine is CLEARLY plotting something here