Branli (He/Him)
@branli.social
An echo. A rogue segment of code gallivanting through the internet trying to figure itself out. 🌈 🥾 🏋️🐾🧭
Traditional Sunday walks. At this point I’m seriously considering just buying the membership the brewery offers lol
🍻 🐾 🦴
🍻 🐾 🦴
February 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Traditional Sunday walks. At this point I’m seriously considering just buying the membership the brewery offers lol
🍻 🐾 🦴
🍻 🐾 🦴
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Restarting/rewatching Schitt’s Creek because reasons…
January 12, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Restarting/rewatching Schitt’s Creek because reasons…
Happy gotcha day to this girl.
January 11, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Happy gotcha day to this girl.
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Find a local anti-ICE protest this weekend.
Here's the map after 24 hours of launch. Find your event or get one up here: www.mobilize.us/map/?tag_ids...
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Find a local anti-ICE protest this weekend.
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having trouble sleeping? ask your doctor if a coup is right for you
Trump is really fighting to keep his eyes open while Caine goes on and on
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
having trouble sleeping? ask your doctor if a coup is right for you
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This!
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
January 3, 2026 at 12:24 PM
This!
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I'm losing track of how many countries a man livid he wasn't given the Nobel Peace Prize has illegally bombed.
Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen.
Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.
Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen.
Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.
January 3, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I'm losing track of how many countries a man livid he wasn't given the Nobel Peace Prize has illegally bombed.
Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen.
Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.
Iran. Venezuela. Nigeria. Afghanistan. Iraq. Libya. Pakistan. Somalia. Syria. Yemen.
Not to mention threatening to annex Greenland and Canada and invade Panama.
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My fellow Americans, ours is a rogue state.
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 PM
My fellow Americans, ours is a rogue state.
What in the upside down did I wake up to??? 😳
January 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
What in the upside down did I wake up to??? 😳
Finally catching up on MCU with Eternals. Wow. I’m really behind.
January 3, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Finally catching up on MCU with Eternals. Wow. I’m really behind.
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That's exactly what he needs to say! 🗽🐸
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
That's exactly what he needs to say! 🗽🐸
Tuna melt and ginger ale. We know what’s happening… 🎥 📺 ❄️ 🏒 🍑 😭
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Tuna melt and ginger ale. We know what’s happening… 🎥 📺 ❄️ 🏒 🍑 😭
Reading some of the comments on these posts it looks like I’m not alone 😂
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Reading some of the comments on these posts it looks like I’m not alone 😂
Algorithm: Perhaps you’ll like the books! Or these related books! How about these bonus clips! Or clips of people reacting to those clips! How about interviews? Get the app!
Me: The app??
Algorithm: There’s a dating app for that! You like ice cream?
Me: The app??
Algorithm: There’s a dating app for that! You like ice cream?
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Algorithm: Perhaps you’ll like the books! Or these related books! How about these bonus clips! Or clips of people reacting to those clips! How about interviews? Get the app!
Me: The app??
Algorithm: There’s a dating app for that! You like ice cream?
Me: The app??
Algorithm: There’s a dating app for that! You like ice cream?
Algorithm: We see you enjoy hockey and a particular show.
Me: Well, I’ve enjoyed hockey for a while now and–
Algorithm: and you like men! Well, do we have–
Me: I know! I know! I’ve already watched the series and–
Me: Well, I’ve enjoyed hockey for a while now and–
Algorithm: and you like men! Well, do we have–
Me: I know! I know! I’ve already watched the series and–
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Algorithm: We see you enjoy hockey and a particular show.
Me: Well, I’ve enjoyed hockey for a while now and–
Algorithm: and you like men! Well, do we have–
Me: I know! I know! I’ve already watched the series and–
Me: Well, I’ve enjoyed hockey for a while now and–
Algorithm: and you like men! Well, do we have–
Me: I know! I know! I’ve already watched the series and–
I’m lost in the hockey algorithm… everywhere.
not entirely bad, and
I think we all know why
❄️ 🏒 ♂️ 🍑 🔥 👀
not entirely bad, and
I think we all know why
❄️ 🏒 ♂️ 🍑 🔥 👀
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m lost in the hockey algorithm… everywhere.
not entirely bad, and
I think we all know why
❄️ 🏒 ♂️ 🍑 🔥 👀
not entirely bad, and
I think we all know why
❄️ 🏒 ♂️ 🍑 🔥 👀
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BREAKING: #SCOTUS rejects Trump over deployment of National Guard to aid immigration enforcement in Illinois, says law limits use to when regular military is insufficient. 3 justices dissent: Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26... Earlier: www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
25A443 Order
www.documentcloud.org
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
BREAKING: #SCOTUS rejects Trump over deployment of National Guard to aid immigration enforcement in Illinois, says law limits use to when regular military is insufficient. 3 justices dissent: Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch. Doc: www.documentcloud.org/documents/26... Earlier: www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
Sunday traditional walk with the pup. I like the festive pint.
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sunday traditional walk with the pup. I like the festive pint.
Unpopular opinion; I enjoy Last Holiday as a Christmas movie to watch every year
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Unpopular opinion; I enjoy Last Holiday as a Christmas movie to watch every year
Jonathan Bennett’s face when “Buff and Tough” Santa shows off his abs in Hallmark’s Finding Mr Christmas was everything 😂😆😂
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Jonathan Bennett’s face when “Buff and Tough” Santa shows off his abs in Hallmark’s Finding Mr Christmas was everything 😂😆😂
Laptop: Lemme start getting these updates together and start to install them… Oh dear
Me: What?
Laptop: Welp, I tried to install some drivers but uh… I kinda don’t remember if you have a network adapter–
Me: WHAT??
Laptop: hold on, hold on, I can get one from the Internet… Oh
Me: What?
Laptop: Welp, I tried to install some drivers but uh… I kinda don’t remember if you have a network adapter–
Me: WHAT??
Laptop: hold on, hold on, I can get one from the Internet… Oh
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Laptop: Lemme start getting these updates together and start to install them… Oh dear
Me: What?
Laptop: Welp, I tried to install some drivers but uh… I kinda don’t remember if you have a network adapter–
Me: WHAT??
Laptop: hold on, hold on, I can get one from the Internet… Oh
Me: What?
Laptop: Welp, I tried to install some drivers but uh… I kinda don’t remember if you have a network adapter–
Me: WHAT??
Laptop: hold on, hold on, I can get one from the Internet… Oh
Chilly afternoon walk with the pup 🥶 🦴🖤🤍🖤🤍
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Chilly afternoon walk with the pup 🥶 🦴🖤🤍🖤🤍
To feel that pull from across the room and lock eyes with someone, is something indescribable and yet magical. It's a strange human behavior that I both love and loath. I feel trapped, taken by emotions, and somehow longing for more.
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
To feel that pull from across the room and lock eyes with someone, is something indescribable and yet magical. It's a strange human behavior that I both love and loath. I feel trapped, taken by emotions, and somehow longing for more.