Brandon
@brandonmm.bsky.social
May have an adverse effect on activity and attention. No thoughts, head empty, but on the rare occasions I do have a thought, you'll see it here.
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*Superb* trade advert for Python's Holy Grail soundtrack album. I love this, and I don't think I've ever seen it before.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
*Superb* trade advert for Python's Holy Grail soundtrack album. I love this, and I don't think I've ever seen it before.
Very careful arrangement of these tiles.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Very careful arrangement of these tiles.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Standards are slipping.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Standards are slipping.
Idea from @hammers091.bsky.social
An ice cream sundae, but made with Angel Delight instead of ice cream. McDonald's should do this as a variant on the McFlurry.
An ice cream sundae, but made with Angel Delight instead of ice cream. McDonald's should do this as a variant on the McFlurry.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Idea from @hammers091.bsky.social
An ice cream sundae, but made with Angel Delight instead of ice cream. McDonald's should do this as a variant on the McFlurry.
An ice cream sundae, but made with Angel Delight instead of ice cream. McDonald's should do this as a variant on the McFlurry.
No Good Advice by Girls Aloud is a banger, but I'm going to say something controversial. It's pop-punk, certainly more than some bands who called themselves that around the same time.
November 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
No Good Advice by Girls Aloud is a banger, but I'm going to say something controversial. It's pop-punk, certainly more than some bands who called themselves that around the same time.
Was just reminded of this, what do you think it might be?
What job do Volodymyr Zelenskyy, George W Bush's cousin Billy, and Cat Deeley all have in common?
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Was just reminded of this, what do you think it might be?
Is it just me, or does this Christmas pudding look like it's been filled with beans?
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Is it just me, or does this Christmas pudding look like it's been filled with beans?
I think I am on the same train as a famous actress. Trouble is, I can't remember her name.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I think I am on the same train as a famous actress. Trouble is, I can't remember her name.
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The difference the first million would make is immeasurable.
The difference a second million would make..?
The difference a second million would make..?
July 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The difference the first million would make is immeasurable.
The difference a second million would make..?
The difference a second million would make..?
Imagine being such a cheapskate that it makes it into the top 3 things your family want you to be remembered by when you pass away.
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Imagine being such a cheapskate that it makes it into the top 3 things your family want you to be remembered by when you pass away.
Actors doing an accent never sound good. Even the ones who are supposedly really good at it. "Oh, that Michael Sheen, he's such a chameleon!" No he isn't, it just sounds like Michael Sheen doing a voice, it's distracting.
November 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Actors doing an accent never sound good. Even the ones who are supposedly really good at it. "Oh, that Michael Sheen, he's such a chameleon!" No he isn't, it just sounds like Michael Sheen doing a voice, it's distracting.
Saw this ad a couple of weeks ago. Surely people still call it tea (I do!), and it's maybe a class thing, maybe a formal-informal difference? What they mean is, nobody within the posh social circles of this copywriter calls it tea.
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Saw this ad a couple of weeks ago. Surely people still call it tea (I do!), and it's maybe a class thing, maybe a formal-informal difference? What they mean is, nobody within the posh social circles of this copywriter calls it tea.
What's the name of the (famous, I hope, so I'm not just describing a random) person who looks like this? Politician/political figure of some sort? Very round face, ginger beard and moustache, usually wears round glasses? Walked past him a few weeks ago, whoever it is. Been racking my brains since.
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
What's the name of the (famous, I hope, so I'm not just describing a random) person who looks like this? Politician/political figure of some sort? Very round face, ginger beard and moustache, usually wears round glasses? Walked past him a few weeks ago, whoever it is. Been racking my brains since.
Wish I'd got a better photo. Bet this has some stories to tell #WeirdCarBS
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Wish I'd got a better photo. Bet this has some stories to tell #WeirdCarBS
Someone should have had a word with the commentators at half time, that is not how you pronounce Dominguez. Either they think Murillo is a cherry or in Rage Against The Machine, judging by the way they pronounced his name just before he came on. #nffc
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Someone should have had a word with the commentators at half time, that is not how you pronounce Dominguez. Either they think Murillo is a cherry or in Rage Against The Machine, judging by the way they pronounced his name just before he came on. #nffc
Received a few unexpected compliments the other day and I've been riding that high ever since
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Received a few unexpected compliments the other day and I've been riding that high ever since
Tried to take a picture of a funny numberplate, instead made a work of art
November 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Tried to take a picture of a funny numberplate, instead made a work of art
I am so, so lucky. Just had yet another great day with @hammers091.bsky.social and his family. For so long, I thought this kind of thing wasn't going to happen to me
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am so, so lucky. Just had yet another great day with @hammers091.bsky.social and his family. For so long, I thought this kind of thing wasn't going to happen to me
I've left my legacy in there, I'd give it 5 minutes, if I were you.
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I've left my legacy in there, I'd give it 5 minutes, if I were you.
It's cozy jumper season, time for a rare selfie
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
It's cozy jumper season, time for a rare selfie
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"Fetch boy! I said fetch - must say your dog gets bored with games quickly."
"Yes, I'm afraid I've got a short attention spaniel."
"Yes, I'm afraid I've got a short attention spaniel."
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
"Fetch boy! I said fetch - must say your dog gets bored with games quickly."
"Yes, I'm afraid I've got a short attention spaniel."
"Yes, I'm afraid I've got a short attention spaniel."
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Although it means putting up with Chuck and Billy for a few years, I like this idea A LOT:
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Although it means putting up with Chuck and Billy for a few years, I like this idea A LOT:
We know you did, we've heard your new album
BBC Radio 1
Halloween on Radio 1
Now Playing
Taylor Swift
I Did Something Bad
Halloween on Radio 1
Now Playing
Taylor Swift
I Did Something Bad
October 31, 2025 at 10:14 AM
We know you did, we've heard your new album
I know it isn't the point here, but:
Why didn't they realise this first? It might only seem obvious to me because I've heard this story many times, probably on QI first, but did nobody think to check, or add a "more meat for your money" to the slogan or something?
Why didn't they realise this first? It might only seem obvious to me because I've heard this story many times, probably on QI first, but did nobody think to check, or add a "more meat for your money" to the slogan or something?
I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I know it isn't the point here, but:
Why didn't they realise this first? It might only seem obvious to me because I've heard this story many times, probably on QI first, but did nobody think to check, or add a "more meat for your money" to the slogan or something?
Why didn't they realise this first? It might only seem obvious to me because I've heard this story many times, probably on QI first, but did nobody think to check, or add a "more meat for your money" to the slogan or something?